Wherever I Go, He Goes.

Headcanon that since Jason can’t go out with his family publicly, what he does instead is show up in random disguises.

Bruce is chatting up some socialites at a gala, talking about the joys of fatherhood and how rewarding it is. Meanwhile he made eye contact with Jason disguised as a waiter twenty minutes ago, and is currently trying to stop his eye from twitching.

Dick is speaking to a third grade class as a part of the Bludhaven Police department outreach program, except when he walks in Jason is sitting behind the teachers desk, playing the role of substitute.

Babs can’t help but stare when Jason hands her a coffee from behind the counter of her favorite coffee shop. (His name tag reads Peter, and for a second she thinks she’s actually lost it).

Tim walks into Wayne Towers one day and on his way in, he waves to his secretary- lo and behold Marjorie has been replaced by Jason. It takes him three hours to notice.

Cass walks into ballet class to discover her teacher had to take a sick day- his replacement is Jason in a beret who talks in a terrible French accent the entire class, only to drop it at the very end to talk in a thick New Jersey accent. Her entire class talks about it for weeks.

Stephanie hails a cab on her way home one night, only to find Jason driving. She’s not sure how he pulled it off or how he got a cab, but her mind is effectively blown.

Duke is on a school trip to the natural history museum, and when the tour guide introduces himself, Duke can’t help but role his eyes. Jason gives a surprisingly good tour, even throwing in some tidbits about a robbery that went down just last week that the Signal stopped.

Damian’s encounter happens when he’s with Jon in metropolis. He’s watching Jon play baseball, and when Jon steps up to bat, he can’t help but notice a the umpire looks a little familiar.

I am sorry.

people should be allowed to read and write bad books

unpopular cookie opinions

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

this happened wdym

Vintage Jayce and Viktor, in their early days

a peep was asking for a TodoDeku version of the extrovert shield but I didn’t really see Izuku as an extrovert, and he didn’t quite fit in my brain as an introvert so ambivert he is I guess lol-

I had the MiriTama version bouncing in my brain so here they are too + KiriBaku in uniform to fit the theme haha

10 Tips for Writing (Good) Smut

so. let’s do this.

About a year ago, I had to read a book for my school’s summer reading assignment called How to Read Literature Like a Professor by Thomas Foster. It’s not a bad book, pretty decent actually, but there was this one chapter about sex scenes in literature. And one of the first sentences was along the lines of “writing sex is boring.”

and I did a double-take. Bc in my experience, that is absolutely not the case, and if you do find yourself bored while writing smut, then you’re not doing it right. See, Thomas’s main argument was that there’s only so many ways you can write sex scenes, because there’s only so many sex acts you can choose from. (My boy Thomas is clearly a vanilla dude, but let’s not hold that against him.) 

But one of the most important things to keep in mind while writing smut is that it’s not necessarily just about the act itself. So while Thomas is right that there are limits as to how many ways ppl can have sex, he failed to realize that writing sex is about a LOT more than that. And I’m gonna prove it to you.

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Arthur: Every single odd number has an E in it.

Merlin: No, no, not ALL of them. Thirty and fifty aren't spelled with the letter E.

Gwaine: Uh, if you can split a number in half evenly, it's even. Thirty and fifty are odd.

Percival: No, fifteen plus fifteen makes thirty, and twenty-five plus twenty-five makes thirty. Not odd.

Elyan: Twenty-five plus twenty-five makes thirty? Are you sure about that?

Leon: All right, all right, one, three, five, nine! That's it! That's the odds! And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter E!

Percival: No, wait, you forgot seven!

Gwaine: My head hurts...

Elyan: And you just forgot about eight?? A number with an E, and pretty fucking even.

Arthur: Why would eight be brought up if it's EVEN?? We're talking about ODDS, Elyan! Every single odd number has an E in it! Not "every single number with an E is odd"! What the fuck!

Mordred: Er, um, well, two is odd, and it doesn't have an E. Just saying.

Merlin: Did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd?

Lancelot: Wait, wait, what about zero. That's an odd number. No?

Percival: Okay, okay, but hear me out, fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no E by the way they are pronounced, third-E, fifth-E.

Elyan: Why do thirty and fifty matter?! They're fucking even!

Merlin:

Merlin: One is an even number.

Arthur: I'M GOING TO SMACK YOU!

found an old post from like 5 years ago saying 'I know I'm straight but wouldn't say no to a gay experience' and girl do I have some news for you LMAO

#gayawakening

Mood 2: Forever Alone