You Can Click On This Button Once Daily To Help Palestine And Support Other Causes In The Middle East

Bruce is at a gala, okay, and he’s talking to a woman.

Random woman: “And we found out that we’re having another child!”

Bruce: *absolutely cackling inside, because this is about to be the funniest thing he’s done in weeks*

Brucie: “That’s wonderful! Where are they? Can I meet them? How old are they?”

Now Brucie is standing there, scanning the room for children with a huge grin on his face, while all of the random rich people stand around like ‘who’s going to explain to the adorable, well-meaning idiot that most people know they’re going to have children a few months before the children are born.’

And worse, who’s going to have to break the news to him that he can’t meet the kid today?

Because this man… this man has acquired all of his children with zero premeditation. Yes, he does have a bio kid, but that one showed up on his doorstep as a preteen. He did even less acquiring with that one than with the others.

Bruce has a blast acting out his disappointment, and has to turn some so that he can no longer see Tim and Cass leaning against each other and laughing, because otherwise he’s going to start laughing.

Been on motorcycle tiktok… thinking about these two f-ing around on their motorcycles…

—

Duke: There’s a cop

Jason: Just drive away it’s fine

Duke: No s*** I’m already on the other side of the city

—

Bruce: We’re on the same side of the police, even if they’re corrupt we’re all for justice

Duke, a Robin during the Robin War, a motorcyclist, and a black teenager: Uh huh. Of course

—

Dick: There’s a motorcyclist going 200 in Crime Alley

Jason: Damn, that’s me

Dick: Sick, do a wheelie

Hey God, it's me again.

My horrible, terrible landlady is raising the price of the rent starting from October, so I'm opening emergency commissions to save something.

I have a ko-fi where you can find all the info, but I'm also available here for all the questions!

Donations are also active so if you enjoy my stuff, consider helping me out please.

I genuinely hate begging for money but I was not expecting this from her - it's a new fucking low. Please reblog this if you feel like it :(

Hello 👋, I hope you're doing well..

My name is Mahmoud, and I'm a 17-year-old from Gaza. The ongoing war has devastated my city, destroyed my school, and made daily life incredibly challenging.

Despite these hardships, I'm determined to continue my education and build a better future. I've been given a chance to study abroad, but I need help to cover the costs of leaving Gaza, as well as living expenses and other essentials abroad once the crossing opens.. 🙏

If you can, please consider donating or sharing, your kindness can truly make a difference, and thanks for your time. ❤🍉

https://gofund.me/bd3ccf0b 🔗

https://gofund.me/bd3ccf0b

Good luck dude

Timothy is beautiful

My grandparents are really surprised that I wanna go to the garden center with them like guys I fucking love plants I always want to go to garden centers!!

Also I'm working part time as a florist and they just picked me up so I get to go to a florist and a garden center in the same day! Literally straight from flowers to flowers, lovely

Overheard at the training grounds.

Ghost: I’m abandoning atheism because I have to believe there’s a hell for some of you.

Rookies: ...

Can I hire them for when I need blood drawn? I'm not nervous or scared to get it down but I still want this service please I will give you all my money, hell take my house! Just please I want this so fucking bad😂

They’re distracting a nervous dog during a blood draw.

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.