Jason: “They’re children, Bruce! They shouldn’t be soldiers in your crusade!”
Bruce: “The children, Jason. They yearn for the capes.”
Normal conversations to have on the plane
I'm also doing more cod art on Patreon!
I think more people need to play around with Damian's speech. Don't get me wrong, I love the antiquated Victorian child style of speech, but also he's a teenager that swears plenty in the comics. We really need more scenes like:
Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.
Bruce: What, why?!
Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.
Bruce: *is completely speechless*
Damian: That is all I needed to tell you. If you will excuse me, I have homework to complete before dinner and patrol.
ghost who responds to soaps “you’re being homophobic!” in public with a very fearful “baby i look straight don’t play these games”
Spoopy Season Safety
Right?! They are so amazing and they just do what they do for fun! They keep me and others sane FOR FREE, they share what they create FOR FREE, they carve time out of their day to bless us with their masterpieces FOR FREE! And all they want are reblogs (in some cases), comments and likes/kudos! Like that's it, that's all you have to do for them to be happy to share FOR FREE. LIke how do fanfic authors do it and do it so well and do it FOR FREE!
crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read
and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you
like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors
Kon, having just found out one of Tim’s contingencies for him involves turning him into a worm
Kon: …
Kon: Hey Tim? Wo–
Tim: yes I’d still love you if you were a worm
Kon: I’m oddly okay with this plan
You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them
the autism runs rampant here
These are all actual conversations I had with @mohammedayesh . In fact, while I was working on finishing this comic today, he sent me a video of bomber planes flying above them. There is not a single place in Gaza that is safe.
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Been on motorcycle tiktok… thinking about these two f-ing around on their motorcycles…
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Duke: There’s a cop
Jason: Just drive away it’s fine
Duke: No s*** I’m already on the other side of the city
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Bruce: We’re on the same side of the police, even if they’re corrupt we’re all for justice
Duke, a Robin during the Robin War, a motorcyclist, and a black teenager: Uh huh. Of course
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Dick: There’s a motorcyclist going 200 in Crime Alley
Jason: Damn, that’s me
Dick: Sick, do a wheelie