In Light Of Recent Events

I love him Nines my beloved you deserved more than the second of onscreen time you got you deserved to be a nasty little brother You deserved to go insane and feral deviate but in the most crazy furious intense way ever

etc etc eldritch sv or eldritch farmer is my faveee so yummy my personal eldritch headcanon is every time the farmer (you) start a new save of course you remember who you married before and who your friends were so jf tou dont marry the same person as last time theres just weird vibes lik my new farmer moves to the town (sve 😅) she knows everyone's likes and dislikes she has a weirdly piercing stare but she seems friendly enough if not chatty less than two weeks and there are already signs of change the forests blocked by trees no one could move suddenly open the community centre dead for a while is suddenly bristling with gifts she knows all the little secrets and times minecarts rattle to life and the boat is fixed where does she get these materials? she gives out rare gems and ancient fruit like its candy and Elliott likes talking to her but its also strange she treats him very fondly and something in his chest constricts when they talk he sees her shyly presenting void essence to the wizard - such a strange fellow so isolated and somber - with a blush and feels almost... jealous. which is silly. they're barely friends. friendly but not friends sometimes he dreams of a sprawling farm and a house with a writing nook and an eeroe * an eerie lovely lovely wife he cherishes with his whole heart she gives him duck festhers and he makes her dinner; their children have his eyes so its strange. it's strange. sometimes Sebastian rubs his chest like it hurts around her and Elliott wonders about that he wonders about it all. she shows up on the beach only a few times that month smiling faintly and warm it feels as though she should have at the beach more. like she used to come more like she used to sit in his cabin and talk for hours

mouthwashing NOOO WAYY ITS WOLFY lowk feel STALKED i cannot escape wolfy. from ages 14 to eighteen crazy. dream smp? THERE. epic/ odyssey stuff? THERE. gravity falls? THERE. their technoblade design--ough. rest in peace king oh yeah anyway this eats very hard hello anya looks GORGEOUS!!! curly my BELOVED!! daisuke and swansea too 🥺 oh yeah. jail sentence looks. hm. he looks irritatingly great. all my homies hate jimmy lowkey guys im so sorry but as a character i am a jimmy enjoyer ://

severance severance mark s markhelly like they've SHOWN us rhis is how he reacts!!! and its tragic but it IS on another note it is so cool how that transcends severance also but like my girl helly ilysm you dont deserve this but MARK HAS SOME RIGHT TO ACT LIKE THIS

literally the worst boss fight of my lige ily hollow ohhhh my gosh you're so traumatized ohhh lord the body horror. Ohhh the depersonalization and suicidal tendencies and yall wheb they were stabbing themselves OUGHHHH it feels straight up BAD to fight them i tried like seven times to do the dresm no more ending hut i love them so much adn was so distressed ive committed myself to Godhome i am GETTING embrace the void if it kills me and it will just like GPZ why ddint i let him get eaten by that vengefly bro every time i lose against him i rage-defeat NKG we're at ascended so far! not for gpz tho i hope you die gpz man. third pantheon and I'm already struggling 😭

so silly William! ofc you're gonna go aroun -- Afton. there's a dead child in the road

mouthwashing me personally i would have been like yo jingleballs leave me out of this 😭 i dont wanna be a part of your loser toxic friendship fight bro look at Curly you made the captain cry. Good job. Now we have to sit here in akward silence as he sniffles and cuts the WORST slices of cake thanks Jim! real nice.

severance hahahah.......man. *keels over and DIES*

i am CACKLING rhis soothes my soul after immersing myself in horrific horrific THK/PV angst. I loveeeee thk my fave character fs yum yum but hollow knight as a whole is like the one piece of media where I thoroughly delight in all characters and despise none

im crying man this is exactly what i thought when he invaded me except i ran into him church of the crusade first and messed up the order killed me like 5 times which was pretty humiliating at 4 scadutree and like especially w that haircut Eat him up my beloved!