I'm A Cryptid In Stardew Valley. I Live On The Outskirts Of Town. I Disappear For Days On End, Purchasing

made me laugh TOO hard

mouthwashing me personally i would have been like yo jingleballs leave me out of this 😭 i dont wanna be a part of your loser toxic friendship fight bro look at Curly you made the captain cry. Good job. Now we have to sit here in akward silence as he sniffles and cuts the WORST slices of cake thanks Jim! real nice.

man. they sansified dashmaster j loveee voth of thwse

description is SENDING me. unholily accurate. morgott: im not self righteous i just think that if my brother didnt dedicate himself to an outer god who will never reward that devotion... things would be a lot better. he also just won't listen when i tell him that my tarnished nodding and holding his hand supportively having heard the EXACT same thing from mohg a while ago: right right yeah somewhere in siofra or wherever varré also performs his own “right right yeah” duties as morgott's dedication to a religion is criticized sometimes i think about those two omen babies abandoned in the sewer man the twins should hug :(( and understand that they both took comfort in whatever would have them only mohg understood the sheen of their mother and her promises was fools gold and morgott never wanted to admit it 😔 they make me sad but also awooga omomom bark bark you know off topic got distracted

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YES!!!!! YES!!!! YOU -- ORIGINAL POSTER??! YOU ARE IT. TJE ICON. TJE MOMENT you UNDERSTAND me obsessedddddddd with the idea of the radiance causing hollow such great agony like i love them dont want that to happen (tho i love angst also and am here for many a trauma) but just the dichotomy and rich rich story potential and pain potential of 'no voice to cry suffering' turned into 'suffering so great and so wild it must have a voice' and hollow!!! who is not created to speak and never desired to speak because they could not even desire and never desired even to desired except to desire to be empty so greatly (overuse of desired lol) and suddenly they are torn from this eternity of pain and suffering and must unlearn essentially who they are and now as a final blow a final betrayal to their lord father to their king to their purpose of creation they now have what he denied them and how do they use it? they don't know how they have a mouth and they must scream

obsessed w this queelign slander haircut so bad Marika had to make up this whole drama w her son and his abyssal serpent and flame “oh messmer do thos genocide for me....your beloved Mama....no I'll ”come back“ for you “WAIT WAIT TAKE THIS STUPID GUY WITH YOU DONT GO BEFORE TAKING THIS GUY”

something something im sending you to iraq man i love these

distressing!!!! love it cannot bring myself to that ending too sad for my beloved