I Went To Sleep At 5am And Woke Up At 8pm, Praying That I Wake Up At A More Reasonable Time Tomorrow

Yo wait am I tripping or did I just hear phighting music in a genshin impact ad?????? Wtf huuh??????????????????

Just finished watching the fnaf movie, and I just gotta say, ADHAUDHWUJDSKNJCDIUJKSIUEJDWKSJHJOXPPLKWEIJD

OMG!!! I LOVE IT!! ITS SO SILLY!!

have my sillies, i want to see them interact with yours!! (no pressure, you can do just one of them)

HI SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG!!!

Reference sheet of my OC, Shoulder Canon!

Plus some funfacts under the cut!

He's 19 years old

He works for a security company that often assigns him to watch over various locations; they often assign him the bank. He's been working for the company for a little over a year now.

He takes his job a little too seriously, which can often lead to him being strike and acting like a kill joy.

He's usually pretty grumpy and easily irritable, even around friends. (He could be having the best day of his life and still look like he ate a sour lemon)

He heavily dislikes whenever Phights are arranged in the bank as he has to clean up after them.

He's only about 5'3, but he's sturdy and somewhat built.

He has fairly broad shoulders due to the nature of his weapon.

Shoulder Canon was adopted by Banhammer as a baby; Ban is more considered as his Legal Guardian than an adoptive father

HUGE sweet tooth

I’m freaking out where the hell is my pen???

I can’t find my special tablet pen and can’t draw digitally, sobbing

I’m so stupid, I keep taking on projects and I know I will get overwhelmed at some point. BUT I GOTTA DO THIS ANIMATION, AND DRAW THIS, AND DRAW THAT! I WANT TO WRITE 17 BAZILLION THINGS! I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT FROM SCHOOL? I CAN DO THAT TOO! I CAN DO LITERALLY ANYTHING! NOTHING IS GOING TO STOP ME- and then I will explode and die

can you brew drugs as a witch? I suppose… anything’s possible with magic!

OC comic under the cut

They’re silly and broke (need moneys)

from now on please refer to me as femme&m's

you are personally and directly hit by a bus¹ and isekai-ed, via resurrection, into the body of the main character your most recent WIP

reblog and tell me: on a scale of 1–10, how screwed are you right now?

¹ this is, transparently, a plot device, so if you are about to tell me "joke's on you, I never leave my fifteenth floor apartment!" then you may rest assured it will have tremendous comedic value when the bus is launched into the sky and crashes through your apartment wall to flatten you anyway

man english sure is a subject 🧍‍♂️