Matchablossom Battle Tendency AU🍵🌸
you guys are the real heroes
Listen to Meta Knight guys. You can't not agree with one of the best warriors in all of the galaxy, right? (He beat Galacta Knight so he's one of the best)
This is also Brawl Meta Knight. Y'know. One of the most overpowered characters in the entire history of Smash. (No, he was INSANE in Brawl. He got banned in most tournaments.)
“They killed my child to try to shut her up. Well, guess what? You just magnified her.”
-Susan Bro, mother of Heather Heyer (May 29, 1985 - August 12, 2017), murdered by white supremacists two years ago in Charlottesville, North Carolina.
https://www.heatherheyerfoundation.com/
Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide.
did y’all see the guidelines for homeless shelters turning away trans people (specifically trans women)? every line of it is so awful. if you can, PLEASE donate towards homeless trans women today. these shelters are not safe for them.
reblog this if your blog is a safe space for poc
Opposite shipping
Zane fighting Kai’s self doubt (the first one is an incorrect quote.)
— — — — — —
Kai with the self doubt: I wouldn’t even date myself.
Zane: Your standards must be impossibly high then.
Kai:
Kai: You smooth, motherfcker.
— — — — — —
Kai after having a fight with Wu: I’m not good enough.
Zane: You’re better than good. You’re magnificent.
Kai: *blushing*
— — — — — —
Kai, looking at the night sky: I wish I was a star.
Zane: But you’re already five stars.
Kai: Zaaaaane.
— — — — — —
Kai after having to stay in bed due to an injury: I’m so stupid.
Zane: Stupidly hot.
Kai, turning red: Oh my god.
— — — — — —
Kai: Am I ever going to find love?
Zane: Well… I did. And I’m looking right at him.
Kai:
Kai, after connecting the dots: FUCK! WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD!
— — — — — —
After getting married…
Kai: Zane?
Zane: Yes?
Kai: Can you give me a pick me up? I don’t feel like myself right now.
Zane: I see. Well, can I order a date in ten minutes?
Kai: Pffft.
Zane: Veggie burger, medium fries, and a medium strawberry raspberry smoothie ordered at your favorite fast food.
Kai: Zane.
Zane: Then get the best seats in the house watching the most finest of cooking served with garlic bread as a side to go with your dinner.
Kai: Oh my god.
Zane: But that is not all. The most softest of blankets complimented with the most exquisite seating. And the best part is that we get it all to ourselves.
Kai, smiling and red: You over-dramatic flirt. You could have said: “Hey, Wanna eat fast food while watching tv and snuggle?”
Zane: I save my over-dramatic flirting for the person I love the most.
Kai: Dork.
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