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Made a power point to convince my friend to play CRK with me. I've already dragged 9 people into playing if I get her it'll be 10 and I'll call it a win (Part 1)
About a week ago I posted this.
I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:
and my personal favorite
After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.
About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like
I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like
This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”
But I guess the lesson goes like this:
DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN
I’ve been spamming ya’ll anyway, so now I’m not only spamming with incorrect quotes and some art but WRITING TOO! I’m not really in love with this, but I had some of my friends, @evelinaonline and @ninjagoruinedmylife , preread it and they thought it was cute, so yeah… Also EvE made the title up, so I do wanna give her credit for that! HAVE FUN READING!!
Title: Make Me
Fandom: Ninjago
Pairing: Oppositeshipping
Word count: 587
Summary: Kai is pretty and Zane is in love. (Yeah that works)
Keep reading
Kai: I have come to the conclusion that I am, indeed, a snacc. It's just that nobody is hungry.
Jay: I’m f—king starving.
Cole: I’ll f—king fight you, Jay, for that snacc.
Jay: Bring it b-tch.
Zane: Though I do not need food, I am suddenly over come with a desire for this snacc.
Opposite shipping
Zane fighting Kai’s self doubt (the first one is an incorrect quote.)
— — — — — —
Kai with the self doubt: I wouldn’t even date myself.
Zane: Your standards must be impossibly high then.
Kai:
Kai: You smooth, motherfcker.
— — — — — —
Kai after having a fight with Wu: I’m not good enough.
Zane: You’re better than good. You’re magnificent.
Kai: *blushing*
— — — — — —
Kai, looking at the night sky: I wish I was a star.
Zane: But you’re already five stars.
Kai: Zaaaaane.
— — — — — —
Kai after having to stay in bed due to an injury: I’m so stupid.
Zane: Stupidly hot.
Kai, turning red: Oh my god.
— — — — — —
Kai: Am I ever going to find love?
Zane: Well… I did. And I’m looking right at him.
Kai:
Kai, after connecting the dots: FUCK! WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD!
— — — — — —
After getting married…
Kai: Zane?
Zane: Yes?
Kai: Can you give me a pick me up? I don’t feel like myself right now.
Zane: I see. Well, can I order a date in ten minutes?
Kai: Pffft.
Zane: Veggie burger, medium fries, and a medium strawberry raspberry smoothie ordered at your favorite fast food.
Kai: Zane.
Zane: Then get the best seats in the house watching the most finest of cooking served with garlic bread as a side to go with your dinner.
Kai: Oh my god.
Zane: But that is not all. The most softest of blankets complimented with the most exquisite seating. And the best part is that we get it all to ourselves.
Kai, smiling and red: You over-dramatic flirt. You could have said: “Hey, Wanna eat fast food while watching tv and snuggle?”
Zane: I save my over-dramatic flirting for the person I love the most.
Kai: Dork.
I headcanon that Ray and Garmadon were best friends and caused a lot of trouble. And Garmadon even babysat Kai.
au where Garmadon was never banished to the underworld. He goes over to the blacksmith shop to see how Ray and Maya are doing only to find Kai and Nya there alone. After Kai explains everything Garmadon IMMEDIATELY takes them in.
🔶 The story of a Dragon and his Phoenix – and a bond that transcends time. 🔥
Since rainbow capitalism sucks, here are some small queer shops to support this coming pride month instead of giving all your money to Disney and Walmart!
Pride bows!
All the buttons you could ever need or want!
Dice and dominoes!
Bottle charms!
Armour-inspired jewelry!
Stickers, stickers, and more stickers!
Black queer art prints!
Shoelaces!
Hats!
Patches!
Cross stitch!
Earrings, earrings, and more earrings!
Bat dolls!
Bracelets 1 and Bracelets 2
Dragon dolls!
Sweaters!
Queer deer!
Abrosexual pride!
Do no harm, take no shit!
Pride moths!
Misc. Identity merch!
Chocolate!
And finally, it’s not specifically queer, but these shops do custom flags!
If you have a shop or know a shop you want to promote, please reblog with a link!
Please for the love of God stop forgetting that black women are screwed over in media as well and they're always completely mistreated with more intensity than literally everyone else. If they're even considered to begin with.
Reblog if you’ll defend autistics from ableism, abusive therapies, and oppressive neurotypical standards!
[Image description: character made with Pastel Girls with blue pigtails and a baseball bat. Text reads: autistic defense squad].
This Artist Reimagines Classic Paintings With God As A Black Woman And They’re Beautiful
A little animation for Asexual Awareness Week.
It took me a long time to realise this was me.
Discovering that asexuality was a thing changed my life.
I am not alone.
And neither are you.
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????
Just two precious dorks in love.
[Todomomo & Kamijirou]
Ending the stigma of drug use will save lives.
26-year-old Jamarion Robinson’s grandmother Beverly Nixon said her grandson was bipolar and schizophrenic. Still got shot 76 (!!!) times. Would a white person get the same treatment?
The witness said he saw more than a dozen patrol cars at the complex where US Marshals killed Robinson on August 5, 2016. Why were there no behavioral specialist? Surely one of them would know how to interact with a bipolar schizophrenic better than the police.
I’m absolutely disgusted.
Here’s Jamarion’s mother’s GoFundMe in case anyone is willing to help.
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No offence but its like so telling how all those white pop girls who are all about "women supporting women" and "dont pit women against each other" are silent af about megan thee stallion being shot and the treatment she received abt that news from the media and the internet.Megan legit had to come on twitter and go live on instagram to explain what happened to her and how she was feeling and how it wasn't ok to make JOKES abt her being shot. I haven't seen a single white female musician come up and show sympathy towards megan or even acknowledge what happened to her when they are all so quick to post ig stories about listening to her "bad bitch" anthems.
All these white pop girls' fans love attacking other celebs for not "supporting women" just bc they didn't took their fav white pop girls' side in her beef with another person but are silent about noone having any sympathy towards megan. When taylor swift spoke up about how she was being fucked over by her label everyone and their mothers came out to speak in support of her but when megan thee stallion spoke up about how she was being fucked over by her label she didnt even get half the acknowledgement as taylor, that too was from other black artists.
This is why I've always been apprehensive of the "girl power" and "women supporting other women" shit so many white female celebs are co opting these days. Its almost always by white women for other white women with sometimes a couple women of color thrown in to not look explicitly racist . The music industry only cares about black women as long as long as they are shaking their asses and making songs to jam too. As soon as they ask for support or even SYMPATHY for their struggles people don't want to acknowledge their existence.
Reblog to make a white gay big mad
stop fucking using the word psychotic to describe bad behaviour and violence already god fucking damn it
Stop abusing your boyfriends and yes what you are doing is abuse.
Stop:
Yelling at him in front of his friends
Hitting or slapping him when he does or says something you don’t like
Telling him he doesn’t have a choice when it comes to decisions that involve both of you
Telling him he can’t hang out with friends because you don’t like him
Telling him to not talk to other girls even if they are his friend
Forcing him to spend every moment with you
Belittling him and pointing out all his flaws
Calling him stupid or making fun of him for making a mistake
Threatening to break up with him if he doesn’t do what you want
Being emotionally manipulative and crying until he does what you want
Accusing him of cheating every time he’s not with you
Blow up is phone if he doesn’t text you every five minutes
Telling him you are the must thing that has ever happened to him and no one else will love
Physically attacking him when ever you are mad
Forcing him to have sex despite that fact that he said he didn’t want to
Invading his privacy by going through his phone
Getting mad at him for changing his password and demanding he tell you what it is
If a guy did any of these things to a girl it would be considered abuse but since its the other way around its considered normal. Throughout High school I saw many girl treating their boyfriends like shit. Sometime even physically abusing them in the hallways and no one trying to stop it because its a girl attacking a boy.
Boys: If your girlfriend does anything on this list leave her. It is abuse and you deserve better.
Girls: if you find your self doing anything on this list to your boyfriend you need to knock it off because you are being abusive.
A Bold Black Lives Matter Statement Transforms a Street Leading to the White House in Washington D.C.
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
Don’t worry Bro , Black Tumblr got you and your Sister.✊🏿
Can we find her a donor please ✊🏿🙏🏿