Silly Ninjago Headcanon

Lloyd: Biologically a dragon.

Nya: Can turn into a dragon.

Wyldfyre: Was raised by a dragon.

Kai, their brother/father figure: Not a dragon in any way, shape or form but dragons really like him for some reason

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Random disorganized Ninjago headcanons (beware there is Hotwire ((Pixal x Kai)) stuff near the bottom)

• Kai can play electric and acoustic guitar, he’s better at acoustic guitar though due to using his dads to play for Nya when their parents disappeared

• The ninjas love languages are all bullying each other affectionately

• How they play the game chicken, Cole, Jay, and Kai will sneak into Wu’s room and will have each other drink suspicious sounding teas, first to back out/not be able to continue drinking the teas will have to take the other twos chores (they almost never get caught somehow)

• PIXAL can somehow find anything if you ask for her to search for it. When the ninja lose something, they’ll always go to her to find it.

• Zane and PIXAL have a grudge against the coffee bot (there’s no reason why, they just hate her.)

• Jay needs glasses but refuses to wear them as he thought they were a hinderance to inventing cause they’d always slip off when he was testing.

• Cole is the only one out of all the ninja that can walk through a haunted house and not scream once, scare actors do startle Zane enough to scream but Cole sorta just laughs at the others misery and forgets that he should be scared too.

• All of the ninja fear PIXAL

• Kai is the kind of person who’s really smart but shows off as lazy, impulsive, and cocky. (Think like Ranpo Edogawa or Rio Nakamura)

• Nya can beat almost every ninja in an arm wrestle (Only people she cannot beat is Cole, PIXAL and Lloyd)

• Cole, Kai, and Lloyd are aroace I don’t make the rules

• Every Friday, Cole will go to Shintaro with a gaming console and a spare tv to play video games with Vania (and even some of the guards)

• Everyone but PIXAL and Kai have fallen for scams once in their time as a ninja.

• Wu says he doesn’t have favorites, he does.

• (cough cough, it’s Cole but Zane is a close second)

• Lilly and Libby (Cole and Jay’s moms) have trained beside one another under the guidance of Wu, Lightning and earth elemental masters were born to be close friends

• Jay has microwaved a gummy pizza, a metal bowl, play dough, a plant, and a cheese stick. He was banned from using the microwave without permission

• Cole gets his poor cooking skills from his mom

• After season 11, Wu had two favorites

• (it’s cole and Pixal, Zane is still a really close second)

• Nya and Zane trust Lloyd to be in charge more then any other ninja when they’re gone

• Kai and PIXAL bicker a lot and about anything and everything.

• These arguments almost always end in Nya and Zane having to separate the two by force with them screaming at each other

• “THE ANSWER IS ONE YOU IGNORANT TOASTER!” “THE ANSWER IS SIXTEEN YOU BURNT HOT POCKET!” As Zane and Nya drag the two of them away in opposite directions

• Zane has a detector to tell when the ninjas bickering is gonna turn into property damage.

• Jay and Lloyd team up to prank the other ninja, the only ones they haven’t been able to get yet as a duo was PIXAL and Kai (PIXAL cause they don’t dare to mess with her and Kai because he saw through Lloyd and Jay’s pranking habits when they first met and has been able to avoid them since then)

• Because I am a ruthless Hotwire shipper, PIXAL and Kai tend to fall asleep next to each other on long road trips or after tiring missions and yes they lean on one another, yes the other ninja have taken photos.

I love characters who are knights. Like they need a cause, a person, SOMETHING to fight for. Something they can bow to and defend. As leaders and servants and teammates.

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