Hey. Your Brain Needs To De-frag. Literally It Needs You To Sit There And Space Out.

its so fun to make a character whose moral compass is not actually based on their own personal ideals but is a poor imitation of a more grounded person they care about. if a beautiful woman disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. idgaf about this problem but my best friend WILL get mad at me if i don't help solve it

ⓘ This user would do a trick for a little treat

i could survive my own autopsy

*offers you a cigarette except out of a crayon box and it's a crayon*

When you get this, list 5 songs you like to listen to, publish them, and send this ask to the last 10 people in your notifs

1 - Poison Tree - Grouper

2 - rosemary - deftones

3 - this hurts - MSI

4 - in my room - ICP

5 - it almost worked - TV girl

i love characters who do the “i worship the myth i make of you” and in turn dehumanize and get wrong the object of their devotion and love. yes project a thing that does not exist onto a pedestal and kneel at it like it is your altar. this will surely not blow up in both of your faces eventually

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

puppy lamp

Weird chairs