I've Tasted Employment. I've Tasted Unemployment. I Suggest Money Should Start Growing On Trees So I

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

really good tiktok

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Girl, just do it fat. Don’t wait until you’ve lost enough weight. You’re worthy of taking up the space that you fill. Live your life now. Don’t wait for some future version of yourself that you think will be more deserving. You have every right to pursue your passions and dreams just as you are today. Your worth isn’t tied to a number on a scale or the size of your clothes; it is inherent in who you are. You’re allowed to be seen, heard, and celebrated in whatever body you inhabit right now. Don’t let anyone or anything convince you for too long. So go out. Do it fat! Wear the clothes you love, pursue the opportunities that excite you, and live unapologetically. There’s no reason to put off living the life that you want, waiting for a moment that you’re not even sure will come. You deserve to be happy and fulfilled just as you are, and the world needs you exactly as you are today. Everything good that has ever happened to you, happened in this body. Girl, just do it fat.

You: See you in court.

John Doe: OMG do i get to see you? 😍😍😍

The only thing being "locked in" is you in the torture dungeon

Someone asking me for my hobbies is so humiliating.... I like to play and have fun. I like to smile and draw. I like putting words in an order. Sometimes I laugh and grin.

Sorry for biting through a soda can to show off how strong and sharp my fangs are. that wasn't very human and nonchalant of me.

we're all doomed