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Bruce: we will continue to utilize the Batmobile, of course. But we needed an upgrade and we got one. Introducing-

Bruce [pause-for-dramatic-effect Wayne]: the Bat-tank

Dick:

Jason:

Tim:

Steph:

Cass:

Damian:

Duke: fine, I'll say it- that's just an armored minivan

Bruce: what? It's not-

Jason: It has sliding doors

Bruce: for efficiency and convenience-

Dick: i think it's neat! But... yeah, not really a tank

Steph: very spacious, yet very compact, very on brand for a mom with 6-9 kids

Bruce: it has all of the features and capabilities of the Batmobile-

Damian: Father, I for one admire your priority, practicality is far more important than being fashionable.

Bruce: i, wha- It very clearly has lasers and it's bullet-proof! How is that unfashionabl- I know my brand!

Tim: aww, enough cup holders for the whole family, very thoughtful, Bruce

Bruce: The Bat-tank WILL strike fear into the enemies of Gotham!

Jason: our enemies will see us speeding at 700mph and assume you're late to your kid's soccer game

Bruce: Okay! Okay, so we needed a family car, but this isn't-

Cass: Recital

Bruce: *gasp* OH, we're going to be late for Cass's dance recital, everyone in the van!

Dick: I thought it was a tank-

Bruce, glaring: Cass gets shotgun since she's the only one who respects the Bat-tank!

Cass: yes... very scary *pats Bruce's arm affectionately*

Bruce: Hurry up, everyone! Duke, the backseats unfold if you press the button underneath-

Duke: yeah I know how minivans work

Bruce: It's not-

Bruce:

Bruce: oh no.

Dick: there's the moment of realization we were waiting for

Bruce, whispering: It IS a minivan.

Tim: can we go to Bat Burger after this?

Damian: Seconded

Jason: yes thank fuck I'm starving

Dick: Language! Here, little D, you can sit by me

Steph: ugh, why do I have to sit in the middle?

Duke: this thing comes with chargers, right, Bruce?

Bruce: I'm... I'm a minivan mom.

Cass, smiling: Our minivan mom

This panel just describes my life with high school-

Which, frankly I find hilarious.

(Adding a small point ‘cause I noticed it)

•Vaguely wolfy vibes over all

Reasons why if Jason Grace was a dog he would be a Belgian Malamute

A herding breed known for its protectiveness.

An active good boy who is very smart and good at job

Can be VERY possessive

Police/Search and Rescue dog (ACAB but you know our boy)

Look at it

Also that one fuck ass dog with the eyes from ticktock is one

“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

Comet Watcher

Another Sona Drawn!! This is Comet Watcher, one of my Ocs that I named my socials after!

About Them:

Name: Comet Watcher (or Comet for short!)

Age: Mid teens in dragon years (5-7)

Tribe: Night Wing

Powers: A Seer who can only see the futures of others

Pronouns: She/him

Birthday: first day of winter

Friends: all the other Sonas

I’m so happy about this!

Mostly because they would be an absolutely adorable couple :)

Theyna is 100% cannon you guys

I read more mythology and they were actually allowed to date women so I’m changing the rules in my books to more closely follow the real mythology of them

Congratulations!!

Once in a while I think about how much more fun it would have been if Percy Jackson had been made into an animated series instead. Not only because things could be closer to how the fandom envisioned, but also because of the ability for cartoon silliness to more closely be able to capture the kind of humor the books so often had. Not to mention the fact that a lot of neurodivergent people, which the books are aimed at, can pay better attention to cartoons because expressions are easier to read and different characters are easier to keep track of.

But also a big reason I think an animated series would be way funnier is the fact that if it were me making PJO into an animated series, I would make Percy kind of self aware like he was in the books, talking to the reader and breaking the fourth wall like Pinkie Pie every once in a while. (He's the only one who can do this)

Idk I just love Percy breaking the fourth wall especially since I read the books when I was younger and made somewhat of an emotional connection to him so if he talked to me it would be like hey!! I know you!! We're friends going on this adventure together

Does anyone else see my idea or is that just me lol

Person I’m house sitting for: I even have a human sized dog bed if you ever wanna use that. I call it my “nest”. Curl up with a bunch of blankets and pillows and everything

Me, brainrotted: oh… that’s. Cool

Person: btw do you want some weed?

Collection

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS