Hmm. Potential.

today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at

WAKE UP GAY PEOPLE AND BY GAY PEOPLE I MEAN BIGGAYHIMBO STANS

and a very pleasant hello to the scythebelts enjoyers.

running a mutual aid clothing drive rn and we just finished our winter clothing drive and i got a last minute donation of men’s winter coats- which is great! men’s clothes are really hard to find especially in larger sizes like this and these items are usually the first to move when i set up for distribution.

the problem is they all REEK of cigarettes. like not a gentle tobacco smell, a DEEP smell of, like, end of the pack, straight filter kinda smoke. does anyone have any advice on getting the smell out? the items have to be boxed up for a few days while waiting for distribution if that changes anything.

HEY HI GOOD MORNING WHAT THE FUCK? HELLO??????? THIS IS SO???? IM SCREAMIND??????

irish goodbyes by @jamieycomplainey (miriam design by @violaextract )

the flowers i used are balloon flowers (purple, meaning everlasting love) summer blue (the Blue ones, common in wedding bouquets) baby breaths (white, also everlasting love) and i also used ferns for the green which mean magic, fascination, and secret bonds of love. i put wings on the sword because the dnd paladin logo has wings on the helmet :-)

can’t believe that doing the drug that makes you hungry n pimply n hairy n sweaty n horny n angry is making me hungry and pimply and hairy and sweaty and horny and angry. s’kickass.

THIS THIS THIS. we are giving u all our mental illnessess. open ur mind to the possibility:

scythebelts.

since scythebelts is gaining more popularity (as in ive seen like 3 other ppl talking abt it, which is a huge improvement from when it was just in @jamieycomplainey 's and I's dms) i think everyone needs to know of my favorite au of them, which is the goth/country au

weve gone through many iterations of how it happens, from goth vel and country boy sylnan, to the occasional what if sylnan was a goth and vel was country, theres a lot of backstory that is trapped in our dms which axel would be able to explain better but i think the idea of this needs to exist in peoples minds

FATED PIRATESSSS (or at least just the vengelor brothers for now)

Taxi is canon therefore they can be too! my running theory is that ungaroh was able to flood the world, but due to time schnanigans maybe obnockshai they were transported to the future, after people got used to the water to kill ungaroh for real this time cause he’s still kicking in the ocean (like the Stone Age what-if)

Plus doodle comics :)

kevin’s doing well by the way i did his laundry yesterday and he has a phone now. hope things continue to go well for him

im gonna start a charity that will pair every “i hate small talk, tell me something deep” man with a homeless or elderly person who doesn’t often get a chance to talk with people. them mfs do not mess around. today a man told me that i had received 11 thousand blessings in the span of my lifetime without knowing my fucking name. and do you wanna know what? kevin was right. i have.

Ebony Dark’ness, you will always be famous to me

when you cast abortion the fetus has to do a dex saving throw