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i'm making a brand new, unbearable wizard quiz

Vent art

still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.

very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill

Some of you were never freaks against your will and it fucking shows.

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

First minute of being 18 and I spend it on tumblr god bless

wh- what did you just say to me

Yep

Yep I'm gonna need to walk into your house & do something Bad to your pantry