I'm A Big Fan Of The Sol X Asmo X Barb Trouple It Just Makes Sense

i'm a whole 26 hours late but happy new year! 🎆

Mammon to Barbatos, seconds before being stabbed with a butter knife: "What? Are ya gonna stab me with that butter knife?"

Not Barbatos gulf claping after sex >>

No matter the setting, the situation, or the individuals are involved, Barbatos' outward expression of excitement will never go above a golf clap.

my shirt that says “not a danger to myself and others” getting me asked a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

I knew I wasn't gonna be able to get that Barbatos card so I just straight up deleted the app

I need a minute

Obey me ship names suck ass actually. BARBSIM?? That's stupid as hell It's obviously Simatos. Hell I'd even take Barmeon. But barbsim? Repulsive.

Rant under the cut 😭

WHY DOES OBEY ME FANDOM NOT FOLLOW THE REGULAR FANDOM SHIP NAMING CONVENTION???

BARBEEL???

BAR

BEEL

?

ITS BARZLBUB OR BEELOTOS. LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THOSE AREN'T CUTER THAN BARBEEL.

((I actually really like barzlbub wait omg))

Like, Barbeel isn't even the worse case of this.. Dialuci is the og shit factory, why are we slapping the first few letters of their names together?

It's always been [start of first name] x [end of last name] ,, [top] x [bottom]. This is the way God intended why are we like this, am I old? Is this how ship names work now and I've lived too long and seen the world change for the worse? Are we cooked?

I know the fandom won't bend itself to meet my arbitrary want but ,, why is it like this? ... Diasim...😭

Only exception is Solodeus. Fucking perfection, no notes, live laugh love.

A father broke into the Furry Sanctuary cause his son is at that age where he's asking questions

I liked Barbeel bc it sounded like Barbell (like a weight), sorry that was that was my b :')

"sorry that was my b" Did you come up with the ship name pal 🤨

But- Barbeel IS cute and it DOES sound like barbell I noticed that aswell while making the post but its awkward to say innit? It doesn't sound like a name (When I say it my tongue just ends up saying barbell anyways,,)

Ship names were originally supposed to be the name of a fanchild... , like Barbatos and Beelzebub would have a child and the kids name would be their ship name, atleast that's how it works in the old days =w=!!

The names are supposed to sound like real names atleast vaguely or be cute enough for it to not matter.. Example A, Barzlebub. Which is both cute AND sounds like a name, like I could easily imagine some demon kid that looks like a mashup of Barb and Beel with that name :3, while by contrast Barbeel is lazy and sounds like something you'd name a fish species-

Birth is such a beautiful thing

mitosis

Mc: I lost me my wrongdude, have you seen it anywhere?

Lucifer:

Mc:

Lucifer: Mc, are you alright?

Mc, sobbing: Answer the question