GUYS I PUT JESS WINGER, HOW TIRED WAS I

tfw = two fucking weiners

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

posting on tumblr to pretend im texting my many friends, jess winger style

THEY WANTED TO HEAT UP THE SALSA??????? cold or room temp kid(s?) was/were fully in the right, hot salsa is weird and wrong

Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.

i love how the bit of text on the back of a book is called a blurb, it’s literally the perfect word

both!