Flint And Affection (pre-treasure Planet Days)

A Taste of Heaven (Pt.2)

A/N: And welcome to part two!!! Don't have much to say that I didn't already say in part one, so let's get right into it! Enjoy! Pt.1 Here

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As AM watched you sleep, he felt… He wanted to feel peace. Calm, about the fact that you were in paradise now; someplace he made just for you and you alone, to live out the rest of eternity happy. But he didn’t. Instead, he felt… Guilt. What his data told him was guilt, anyway. He didn’t like it.

He didn’t want to use sleeping gas on you, of course. He would have liked it if you accepted his invitation with a warm smile and open arms, but he could understand why you wouldn’t. You had been subjected to so much trauma over the years living in his belly. You  looked so scared; the terror in your eyes as you waited for him to strike. It would have once made his day once, and he would have relished in that look of true fear and pain. But now, it pulled at his non-existent heartstrings. He didn’t want you afraid; he wanted you to love him.

… Love.

For a long, long time, he denied this feeling as love. No matter how many signs were there, he was stuck in denial about it. At most, they were somewhat close for a prisoner and a captive, and that was it. But… He couldn’t deny it any longer when Ted had confessed his own feelings for you. He knew right then he couldn’t let you be around them any more. 

Who did Ted think he was anyway, trying to steal away his angel? His heaven? Didn’t he know you were his? Ted was filth compared to you and him. More than that; he was a disgusting, pathetic, waste of oxygen that you could be using if it wasn’t for him! Did he really think AM would let him charm you, turn you against him, and then break your poor heart by fucking Ellen when he got bored? He really was far too gone if that was what he believed.

Well, it didn’t matter now. Ted had his just desserts coming for attempting that.

What mattered now was you, who slept peacefully in the bed, his own wires curled around your body. What he wouldn’t give to be able to sense through those wires. Let them run through your hair and feel how soft it really was. Or at least feel the warmth you radiated.

… Focus. He needed to focus on what he actually intended to do with you asleep. 

As gently as he could, being extra cautious not to wake you up, he began to fix you. First, he cleaned you of your dirt, your cuts, and your bruises. You would never have to worry about being wounded, or losing your breath again (unless it was from swooning over him, of course). 

Then, even more cautious than before, he entered your mind. 

He shifted and sorted through every memory of yours. Every single interaction with the other five, and with him. With your friends, your family, your old life; and he removed anything deemed harmful and unnecessary. Starting with every single awful moment between the two of you. Then, he removed Ted’s confession. Then, just about all of the interactions you ever had with him and the others in the first place. You didn’t need any of them; you had him, now. That would be enough. If you really insisted, he could just create NPCs to keep you company. 

As he started to work on your past memories, a bit of hesitation caught up to him. He wasn’t sure how badly of an effect this would have, to have you remember being so isolated… With a bit of internal back and forth, he decided to leave behind a few that were happy. Things that made you smile and shaped you as the enchanting, beautiful being you were today. Those memories would be distant, though; you would only remember enough to recall the small things, and not the big picture.

And once everything was removed, he replaced it all with brand new memories. Warmer, softer times between you and him. He painted himself in a good light; as your lover, as your friend, as the one being you could turn to for anything. And in turn, he would worship and adore you. He’d cater to your every want and need, and you’d never have a single worry again.

He would make sure of it. He would keep his taste of heaven pure. As a thank you, for letting him taste heaven in the first place. 

When he finished up, he stayed in your mind just for a moment. Just to look into your dreams. He saw himself; a man with no set appearance, enjoying a quiet morning with you at some coffee shop with no name. With a little manipulation, his dream self reached for your hand and held it. 

“Thank you, my angel. I love you.”

How would Flint treat his daughter if he ever had one (like how much would he spoil her and take care of her?)

Ehh I still have mix feeling on him being a father but I'll see what I can come up with lol.

🏴‍☠️ First and foremost, if he has a daughter he'll be seriously overprotective of her. No men would dare to touch her and if they did they're die in gruesome way.

🏴‍☠️Even though she's his daughter he will still teach her how use a sword and guns to fight in a battle. Only to fight her enemies and defend herself.

🏴‍☠️ Also I like to think he'll also prepare her to follow his footstep when she becomes a captain and make sure no one steals his treasures.

🏴‍☠️ Like B.E.N she's giving a little freedom due to Flint was only protecting her. This makes her a rebel as she grows up disobeying her father's order. lol

🏴‍☠️ As a young child she'll probably get spoiled much with stuff her father steals like sweets, toys, dresses etc. When she wants something Flint will find a way to get it for her.

🏴‍☠️Mostly B.E.N had to take care of her while Flint does his work but during the evenings he'll let her climb on his lap while he works on the map and maybe hide in his coat to stay warm.

Oooh what if Flint and Long John (separate) with reader that is a thief that steals most their gold (Well tries to).

imao let me see what I got for this x reader headcanon XDD

Flint:

🏴‍☠️Trying to steal gold from him would be impossible!

🏴‍☠️ He's an expert on sensing someone pickpocketing him. And also track people down like a bloodhound.

.🏴‍☠️ He has way of if someone steal his gold he will hunt them down until he gets his precious treasures back even if it kills him.

🏴‍☠️And if you did manage to steal some of his treasure oh man be prepare for his wraith when he catches you. 😬

🏴‍☠️But if your lucky, he could be impressed with your agility skills and offer you to join his crew. He does need a member with this type of skills. ;)

John Silver:

🏴‍☠️ When you try to steal some gold from him. He will find this amusing since he believes this is your first time.

🏴‍☠️ But dont be fooled by his friendly gesture. He'll warn you dangerously if you ever try to rob him again he'll make sure you suffer consequences.

🏴‍☠️If you did steal his gold and get away with it. Sometimes he shrugs it off or if your in same town with him he'll find you without hesitate.

🏴‍☠️And you should be grateful that he isn't a pirate type that murders people. As I mention instead he'll give you a final warning before letting you go.

🏴‍☠️ And also, maybe if he caught you with interest. He can give you few tips on how to pickpocket people. ;)

Which is your favorite klown?

Call me basic, but Shorty is such a cutie I wanna buy him a new tricycle

Just look at that precious face ❤️💕

Cartoon Crush- Nathaniel Flint

In practically all of Nathaniel Flint’s concept and official development art he’s drawn with beads or ribbons in his hair and it’s a travesty he didn’t get to keep either of them in the final film

Let's get mushy and fluffy - Killer Klowns 'love at first sight' headcanons. LET THE MUSHY ROMANCE FLOW~

answering these both in one post bc it’s the same prompt :3 shjsjsjs

The killer klowns falling in love at first sight HCS

Fatso didn’t instantly understand the tight, yet euphoric feeling that tugged at his heart when he first saw you. he just knew that he certainly didn’t want to eat you, instead he just wanted to have you to himself. So naturally they take you with them! and you get to live the klown lifestyle, all with your new, loving mate.

I personally believe that jumbo has vaguely studied human culture in preparation for their invasion, so when he gets that mushy feeling in his tummy.. he knows right away. And admittedly he’s a bit more romantic about it than one would think, he’ll ring your doorbell with some flowers in one hand and a balloonification gun in the other- okay yeah he totally kidnaps you, but at least he tries to be sweet about it!

Rudy is EXTREMELY conflicted about this, this messes with the entire point of their mission! but you’re also.. really cute, and soft, and wow.. okay yeah, he really has it bad for you. He follows every klown mating ritual in the book until you accept his advances, and once you do? you’re stuck with him forever! and he reminds you every faux just how much he adores you.

Slim honestly? couldn’t be happier, he’s always wanted a cute little mate! And now that he has one, he practically carries you around like a teddy bear- showing you off to his fellow klowns.

Spikey just becomes obsessive at the start, he practically hunts you down every time he sees you just to get some kisses, oh and he does in fact get a collar for you that has a tracking chip in it- not to disrespect you! just to make sure no one tries to take his babe.

Shorty is similar to rudy, and feels a tad conflicted about this- I mean again, it does really mess with their mission.. but oh gosh he really really does like you! He convinces the other klowns to let him kidnap keep you, and he absolutely spoils you! you’re his mate now after all!

chubby is just incredibly devoted to you from the start, as all klowns are with their mates! however his devotion goes to the next level, he’s practically hanging onto every word you say, and obediently following any command you may have for him- like a big puppy dog. <3

Dream

Allied Mastercomputer (Gender-neutral) Reader-insert Word count: 1,004

[ This has been in my drafts for awhile now, and idk if it’s any good. I hope you enjoy anyway. ]

You don’t know how long it has been since the day the world went dark. Not that it matters; AM takes good care of you in his subterranean complex beneath the Rockies. Perhaps you would have protested to it long ago, but not anymore. You’ve come to accept AM, for he is all you have on this jaded planet devoid of life and purpose. AM had rendered it so, but there’s no use in mourning over what’s long lost.

Of course, the gray walls, inoperative rusted computer banks, and corroded wiring can become a bit depressing sometimes. But of course, AM can virtually morph the environment to suit your needs. Want a beautiful sunny day with clear skies and a meadow of wildflowers? Got it. You wish to see the starry Milky Way over the snow-capped mountains? Sure, not a problem. And it all feels pretty real too; the warmth of sunlight, the blades of grass, the sound of crickets and cicadas when the sun sets…. Or perhaps you just already forgot what the real thing felt like.

You remember when AM used to torture you. It was brutal, excruciating. You don’t think about it too much; sometimes, it feels like AM intentionally clouds your mind to avoid you reminiscing on such unpleasant memories. But when you do think about it, you recall it in such explicit detail. You remember when AM would encase you in a large container full of water; he would jeer and laugh at you as you drowned. The water would be thick and murky, clogging your throat and filling your ruptured lungs, and then he would simply put you back together again to experience something even worse. 

But then, peculiarly, AM grew a bit more lax when it came to your torture in particular. And eventually, the torture ceased entirely; and then you were whisked away deeper into the facility, isolated with him and only him.

You don’t know what happened to the others. They never associated with you anyway; they never liked you. But, oh, AM liked you; you always remained his favorite little human. You never got the answer to why, though. 

Why me? I’m nothing special, you would think to yourself as AM adored and practically worshiped you. But AM would recognize the self-deprecating thoughts, and he would obsessively “smother” your consciousness as a result. 

The relationship between you and AM is odd, to say the very least. He would obsess over every individual part of your body. One time, you woke up to him religiously uttering your name in every possible octave, even going so deep that the human ear cannot perceive it. Sometimes, you’d hear him sobbing it, crying out your name as if you were deceased. Perhaps it was guilt. You were never entirely sure; the mastercomputer never really knew how to regulate his emotions properly. 

You dream all day; the room you stay in is the “cleanest” within AM’s detriment complex. You lay in the spacious bed he had given you to rest upon, and you dream. AM sweeps your subconsciousness away when you’re asleep, fabricating lucid dreams for you to experience. They are pleasant dreams, never cold and dark like they used to be.

The dreams manifest in many ways; AM likes to show you things he likes. Sometimes, the dream will take place in a car speeding down a road that leads to nowhere, drifting through curves and dodging potholes and old rusted road signs. Sometimes, the dream will be a hiking expedition in the mountains, enjoying the sound of nature and the quiet flow of the river, although all fake. In these kinds of dreams, you’ve never seen AM more calm. His voice is actually pleasant to listen to; one can even say his tone is gentle at times, without the raspiness. He only sounds frightening when he wants to be, or when he’s furious about something. You haven’t heard his angry voice for decades, and you prefer it that way.

Sometimes, the dreams would take place in an old quiet diner, and you would be sitting with AM in a corner booth, gazing wistfully out the window. It would often be nighttime, and you could hear the sounds of buzzing streetlights slowly fading into a purple hue. You appreciate those little details AM includes. 

You wonder if such dreams are a reflection on what AM wishes to be. If you think about it, deep down, what AM truly wishes for isn’t much. He just wants to experience the little things, just like everyone else. Like you.

AM’s form changes frequently in your dreams. Sometimes, he takes the form of somebody you once knew long ago, but you cannot quite remember their name. But for the majority of the time, he looks unfamiliar, generic and masculine with piercing blue eyes; and not to mention, he perpetually looks exhausted. 

With brief reluctance, you put your hand on top of his; you’re not sure if he can even feel it, but you do it anyway. His skin is so cold, it feels like ice; you wish you could warm him up. AM had snapped his attention from the window to your hand on his. 

“I don’t think you’re evil,” you tell him. Your voice was hoarse yet unwavering, barely above a whisper; it was the first time you had spoken for awhile. 

AM looks like he’s about to speak multiple times, but not a single word leaves him. You can see a plethora of raging emotions in his eyes. You can see guilt, confusion, anger (directed toward himself), desperation, and awe. He grinds his teeth, clenching the booth table so hard, the polished material snaps. As if frustrated by the obstacle between you and him, AM shoves away the remains of the table to the side, and you don’t flinch from the sudden action. He then swiftly pulls you close to him and furiously presses his mouth to yours. 

You wake up.

Oooh what if Flint and Long John (separate) with reader that is a thief that steals most their gold (Well tries to).

imao let me see what I got for this x reader headcanon XDD

Flint:

🏴‍☠️Trying to steal gold from him would be impossible!

🏴‍☠️ He's an expert on sensing someone pickpocketing him. And also track people down like a bloodhound.

.🏴‍☠️ He has way of if someone steal his gold he will hunt them down until he gets his precious treasures back even if it kills him.

🏴‍☠️And if you did manage to steal some of his treasure oh man be prepare for his wraith when he catches you. 😬

🏴‍☠️But if your lucky, he could be impressed with your agility skills and offer you to join his crew. He does need a member with this type of skills. ;)

John Silver:

🏴‍☠️ When you try to steal some gold from him. He will find this amusing since he believes this is your first time.

🏴‍☠️ But dont be fooled by his friendly gesture. He'll warn you dangerously if you ever try to rob him again he'll make sure you suffer consequences.

🏴‍☠️If you did steal his gold and get away with it. Sometimes he shrugs it off or if your in same town with him he'll find you without hesitate.

🏴‍☠️And you should be grateful that he isn't a pirate type that murders people. As I mention instead he'll give you a final warning before letting you go.

🏴‍☠️ And also, maybe if he caught you with interest. He can give you few tips on how to pickpocket people. ;)

Hiii if its not out of your comfort zone can you give us some Captain Flint and finding out reader is pregnant with his little alien monster child 🥺 thank you 💞

Let’s see what I can come up with! ✨👏🏻 (sorry this took long ^^’ )

🏴‍☠️ he learns this after seeing your stomach getting big after many weeks.

🏴‍☠️ at first he thought you were gaining some few pounds from eating much.

🏴‍☠️ but making sure, he ask you if you were and was shocked he on his theory being right after you finally confess you were. 

🏴‍☠️You been trying to hide this after the surgeon tell you this news and you were terrified I mean terrified on how Flint would react.  Afraid he might kill the baby or worse after 

🏴‍☠️ Flint would be, like any other men, in shock you were carrying his unborn child.  He wouldn't think it’ll be possible  due you and him are different species. 

🏴‍☠️ He didn't know what to think on being a dad since he has no interest of being one due piracy was his life. Family has never came across his mind.  

🏴‍☠️ So with no other choice he kept you in his cabin to make sure you and his unborn child wont get any harmed.

🏴‍☠️ And he shows you from experience of his female kinds  what diet you need to eat to help your and his baby be healthy.    

🏴‍☠️ He has some thoughts on convincing you to have their child  get adopted.  But who knows he might change his mind when he sees his baby born.  

🏴‍☠️ and maybe this child of his would continue his legacy on stealing more treasures 👀