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Animal Crossing: New Horizons (master-post)

Event Calendar

All Items & Color Variations 

Nook Miles Items & Color Variations (x)

ACTrades (your friendly neighborhood one stop shop for all ac goodies)

 VillagerDB (Wishlist database similar to MoriDB, with the New Horizons catalog) **entire catalog still being updated**

 Customization Guide: Hairstyles & Face Guide

 All Villagers Available in New Horizons

Location and Sell Price: Fish!

Location and Sell Price: Bugs!

 How to Achieve a 3 Star Island Rating (courtesy of Amiibomori)

 How and When to Meet: Flick!

 How and When to Meet: CJ!

 How and When to Meet: Daisy Mae!

 How and When to Meet + Rewards: Wisp!

 How and When to Meet + Tracklists: DJ KK

 How and When to Meet: Leif (will be updated after Earth Day)

Best Mystery Islands (Still Visited Randomly)        Visual Representation of Best Mystery Islands 

 Villager Home Exteriors  **still being updated**

 Flower Hybrid Guide (courtesy of BidoofCrossing)

 Unlock Guide: Materials

 Unlock Guide: Recipes

 Unlock Guide: Gold Tools

 Unlock Guide: Emotions

 Unlock Guide: Hairstyles

 Unlock Guide: Town Buildings

 Unlock & Upgrade Guide: Resident Houses

 Terraforming Guide

 How to Make Nested Inclines by SubtlePaws (Terraforming Req.)

 How to Quickly Pay off Loans without Time Traveling by KappnsPeach

 Balloon Guide *higher probability - not 100% accuracy*

 QR Masterpost by CinnaCrossing

 Photo to Pattern Converter

 How to Make the Most of: Bunny Day! (courtesy of BidoofCrossing)

Other Helpful Tips:

In order to see villagers on mystery islands, you need to have a villager plot already set up on your island for them to move to. Or else they won’t show up on mystery islands. 

 Once you unlock terraforming, you’re able to place sand squares on the grass to plant beach trees (Coconuts and lets hope Bananas) on top! 

 ALL Balloons stop spawning after achieving 300 ‘pops.’ (x)

 To get the most out items of rocks, dig holes behind your player so they have nothing to bounce into and you have time for an extra hit with your shovel, giving a total of eight max items. 

 DIY: Tarantula Island!! 

Please tag me if you’d like me to add anything to list this and I will! 

& Thank you to everyone who provided all the information used, you are so appreciated!

haters will see you and not wish you a happy penis friday

*has my corpse eaten by my pet catgirls after dying alone in my appartment*