My Wife Off Handedly Mentioned Moving Back To Ohio Bc They Miss Their Family And Ive Been Obsessing Over

I know some people get nervous about interacting directly so I just want y'all to know I appreciate you.

Yeah that’s right. I’m going 90 in the hearse lane blasting Hozier. I got a dead body in the trunk and a need for speed babyyyyyy.

SAY NICE THINGS TO PPL

being a humanities major who’s friends with stem majors is so funny because you’ll ask your friends what they’re doing today and they’re like “UGH it’s so stressful i have to stabilize the reactor core for my nuclear power midterm and then i have to build the supercomputer from i have no mouth yet i must scream for my electrical engineering homework :/ what about you” and you’re like “oh well i have to read a fun little book and write an essay about gender.” and they still think you have it worse

Those brothers Supernatural will be like we know each other better than anybody and we are inextricably bound by the private trauma of our shared childhood that nobody else could ever understand and we have both sworn sacred oaths to each other. and not even realize that they are thinking of different childhoods. and have sworn different oaths. and there is so much that they have misunderstood about each other and that they can never go back to the way they were before because WE WERE NEVER THAT WAY BEFORE.

Don't think I've posted about my love for Helluva Boss on here so here my proclamation of love

Please scream with me about stolitz

So I was doing research on the four horsemen in anticipation of the new episode and um….

Turns out that the first horseman (the pestilence and the one people think Arthur is going to represent) was thought to also be Jesus….

Arthur motherfucking cultist hater Lester,

Has a chance of becoming the second coming of Jesus Christ.

What the fuck

Starting a a series where I post things my wife says in their sleep. Part 1

"Oh my god this is weird" I turn over and look at them and ask "what's weird, are you sleep talking?"

They promptly reply "hmmmm yeah maybe"

i hope malevolent ends with arthur laying down for a nice long sleep. i want the last few words to be 'goodnight john' and 'goodnight arthur'. i hope the silence is sweet and peaceful. i dont even care if anything else goes well or not. i dont care if john gets his own body or arthur gets faroe back. i just need him to lower himself down for one last time, just for one good sleep. its the only ending i want for him.

(inspired very much by this lovely post)