Sam: *puts tinsel on Dean*
Sam: Making you a Christmas tree...
Dean: What? Why?!
Sam: Because the angel tops. *smirks and continues putting tinsel on him*
Cas: *spits out drink* WHAT?!
(literally thought about this a few minutes ago)
Who’s gonna tell em?
i feel like bart would be good at playing guitar, like with his speed he could change chords super quick and just play what would normally be super difficult riffs this post made me think of this they were onto something
big hater of people that erase bart from the narrative just to push timkon or treat him as stupid or an airhead or people that don't give time or depth to his relationship with tim or kon or cassie knowing that if it was either of them in his place people would not shut up about them
Hgggnnn
smonch
here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)
Bart: So have you told Dick about us?
Tim: What? No. That's like posting it on my Facebook page... if I had a Facebook page.
Tim: or had any desire to share intimate life details with people I'd avoid on the street.
a friend?? Hello?? me too??
Hello! My name is Bee and I’d like to find some people who enjoy the same things as me!
I enjoy:
•DC Comics (specifically the bats and the flashes. My favorite character is Bart Allen.)
• Cartoons
• Diverse and Inclusive Horror
• The Adventure Zone
• D&D
• Psychology
• Talking about ADHD and neurodivergency in general, since I have ADHD.
• Writing (Comics, fanfics, and original stories.)
I think of Bernard dealing with his boyfriend revealing being RED ROBIN and what the interaction with superboy and impulse would be like.
Bernard: I can't believe my boyfriend date SUPERBOY like in "THE SUPERBOY"
Kon: Oh no, we didnt date or something like that, we are just friends. *Insert shy smile of Adonis in leather jacket and sunglasses*
Bernard:Ouh... WHA... HE DIDN'T DATE YOU?! WHY?! HOW YOU MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY TO DATE THE BOY OF STEEL TIMOTHY!?!?!?
Tim: We were friends and are in the same team, it would have been weird. I wasn't out and I didn't have much interest in dating someone. And I'm with you now so it doesn't ma-
Bernard: If we break up, will you date him?
Tim:...?
Kon who doesn't get Tim's boyfriend's thoughts: You don't have to worry about me I'm not trying to steal your boyfriend , I would not date my friends, much less our leader.
Bernard: Would you date us?
Tim:!!!
Kon:What-
Bart that he was there the whole time but was entertaining with the show: Can i get into the equation?
Bernad: SURE THI-
Tim and Kon thinking of the things that could happen if these two get together:NO!!! PLEASE NO!
Heyy!! You got any.. headcanons for the batfam..? Gives us all your ideas!
oh there’s too many.
jason played little league baseball
dick legally has to be the shortest and the youngest of the fab five bc he was baby when he was a baby
damian has a pet hamster named hercules that colin and maps helped him sneak into the manor because of a one-off joke from jason about putting tim in a human-sized hamster ball to protect him from covid
Ace the Bathound was originally just Jason’s service dog he got to help deal with his pstd as a kid pre-death and now he’s usually 90% of the reason Jason comes home as often as he does
the family finds out Jason and Roy are dating bc Dick was babysitting Lian this one time and she blabbed to him about it
As a kid, Dick literally would not shut up about elephants. Like they are his favorite animal you can’t change my mind. One time when he was a teenager he was on a mission with the fab five in Africa and they saw some elephants and Dick almost cried
Jason and Dick watched Psych like, religiously back in the day
Jason got Damian into Pokémon by accident and it was his biggest mistake
Jason still doesn’t know that Clark’s the reason Bruce didn’t kill the Joker after he died and everyone is too scared to tell him. They’re also too scared to tell him that Dick DID kill the joker
Just thinking about how Bart’s Generation is (Probably) Gen Delta. (It’s not even named yet).
I’d like to think that in Iris’s explanation to a newly not VR sedated Bart that she failed to mention that in the past, cops aren’t villains (only by a hair tho) and so when he goes and meets everyone it’s all fine and dandy for a while.
But something happens that isn’t superhero level where like say, Someone breaks into their house and they don’t know who (idk random crime stuff) and Max says he’s calling the cops. Bart immediately just starts SOBBING these angry tears, blabbering about how “I can’t believe you’d sell me out?? I thought you loved me why would you bring them here?” And it took Max so long to calm him down enough to tell him that the cops weren’t the bad guys and that was the first clue Max ever got into what Bart’s past was like in the future.
OR ALTERNATIVELY Barry (and this is still around the time Bart Idolises him cause they haven’t interacted much at this point, before he figured out Barry distanced himself from Bart personally) makes a casual mention about his job while Bart snuck away to Central to learn more about his freshly resurrected Grandpa. “I work in CCPD, but not as a Cop, just the crime scene analyst.” And he’s suddenly very confused cause Bart is completely pale and wide eyed with fear, shaking slightly as he makes an excuse about finishing his homework and speeding back to Manchester. That’s the first time he’s ever seen Bart afraid and it was directed at him. Needless to say, he never talked about his job around Bart ever again.
⚡Bart And Batfam⚡ Headcanons + Theories, Fuck the Flash, Impulse + Rogue Supremacy
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