Inaccurate Batfam Quotes #2

Can we just talk about how adult Bart from the 80s comics was buffer than superman?? I feel like a lot of people gloss over this

Look at this mans

Who gave him the right to have biceps ON his biceps?

If you look closely his 6 pack have individual 6 packs on each ab

His hands are bigger than his head

And are those fucking brass knuckles made INTO his suit??

If you’re wondering if it’s possible to be a twink AND himbo at the same time, yes. This is proof

inaccurate Core Four quotes #5

Tim: Comm check. Red Robin.

Kon: Superboy.

Cassie: Wonder girl.

Bart, in autotune: Impulse.

Everyone: ...

Tim: Bart, please tell me you did not-

Bart, still in autotune: Hack the commlink and program it in autotune? ...No?

*Tim sighs heavily*

I thought of a new drarry head canon thing!! Look at me participating in an act of scociety.

Slytherin and Gryffindor are rival street gangs, Gryffindor being wild having parties in abandoned places and break dance battles in clubs, their leader being the 'golden trio'; Harry, Hermione, and Ron. Slytherin the more respectable, mafia type gang with class and elegance, but perhaps not angelic. Draco Malfoy, the leader of the gang, is not someone you want to cross.

Oh, absolutely! He hacks big corporates and crashes their markets, especially for strikes. He trolls billionaires on twitter (Especially Lex Luthor). Bart Allen + the internet = savage content and roasts that hit where it hurts

i think bart is an internet hater. address exposer. ip leaker. kys sayer. righteous superboy defender.

Y’all know what it is

And of course Tom Taylor is blocking every gay person on Twitter and crying about how he’s receiving “death threats” by them, just like he blocked every disabled person on Twitter who talked about the ableism in his writing while crying about how he’s receiving “death threats” by them and just like how he blocked every Palestinian/Arab on Twitter who pointed out the Zionism in his writing while crying about how he’s receiving “death threats” by them.

If this keeps up he will only have his mother and 4 crazy stans on his timeline.

Bart: So have you told Dick about us?

Tim: What? No. That's like posting it on my Facebook page... if I had a Facebook page.

Tim: or had any desire to share intimate life details with people I'd avoid on the street.

L I S T E N

Tim 500% calls coffee "Anti-Murder Juice" and with every cup is another dodged attempt at everyone around him ending up in some type of harm. Depends on his mood.

If he's really pissed, broken sOmetHing.

If he's a controlled level of pissed, bruises. Don't get in his way.

If he's paranoid, probably some accidental bruise infliction.

If he's annoyed, he'll kill you emotionally.

Those cups of coffee saved lives.

good afternoon, you poor doomed idiots. ↳ happy birthday jason todd!