Inaccurate Flashfam Quotes #7

Please stop Bart from thinking he doesn’t have to be mad at Barry just because he’s the flash. Endorse the kid sucker punching him for being rude. He does it to Wally, why not his grandpa too?

oh don’t mind me i’m just thinking about how young justice (2011) could’ve been as good as teen titans (2005) if the creators used the og young justice team from the 98 comics instead of making it dick grayson and friends 2.0

Heyy!! You got any.. headcanons for the batfam..? Gives us all your ideas!

oh there’s too many.

jason played little league baseball

dick legally has to be the shortest and the youngest of the fab five bc he was baby when he was a baby

damian has a pet hamster named hercules that colin and maps helped him sneak into the manor because of a one-off joke from jason about putting tim in a human-sized hamster ball to protect him from covid

Ace the Bathound was originally just Jason’s service dog he got to help deal with his pstd as a kid pre-death and now he’s usually 90% of the reason Jason comes home as often as he does

the family finds out Jason and Roy are dating bc Dick was babysitting Lian this one time and she blabbed to him about it

As a kid, Dick literally would not shut up about elephants. Like they are his favorite animal you can’t change my mind. One time when he was a teenager he was on a mission with the fab five in Africa and they saw some elephants and Dick almost cried

Jason and Dick watched Psych like, religiously back in the day

Jason got Damian into Pokémon by accident and it was his biggest mistake

Jason still doesn’t know that Clark’s the reason Bruce didn’t kill the Joker after he died and everyone is too scared to tell him. They’re also too scared to tell him that Dick DID kill the joker

Should I start a Core Disaster/Core Four headcanon series like my Batfam and Flash fam ones?

The answer is yes. Yes I should.

THEM 💞⚡🦆

I swear, I’m fINE

Bitch, he Flightwing

The Flying Grayson

-Superman: Son of Kal-El [2021] #9

inaccurate Batfam quotes #6

Dick: I am, in fact, a snack; People just aren't hungry.

Wally: I'm fucking starving.

Damian, scowling: You're both disgraces.

Jason and Bart tropes #4

Jason obviously has things he's ashamed of, even though he's this ass-kicking God we all love, he still has his demons. One of those demons being certain scars. Ever Hero, vigilante, and Villain has those certain scars that they don't want people to see or know of. For Jason, it's the ones from the Laz pit and when he died. He hates them, wishes he could get rid of them, but they're a part of him.

Bart has scars of his own, one's he wishes to never show. That being, all of them. He shows people his outter shell, this fun, party loving speedster that's always quick with a joke. In reality he hides most his pain behind that mask because no one expects the outgoing one to be the most damaged, but that's just what he is. Damaged. So damaged he fears peoples reactions to his real self and became his character "impulse". The scars from the future, from being enslaved and tortured, from fighting back and losing so much. He hardly looks at himself because of them. He may be quick to heal but the scars run deep.

Jason and Bart find a mutual understanding in not wanting to share the scars stories and be complacent in showing them, but not showing off. It's better that way.

SO

I was listening to my BOPPIN playlist today, as I usually do, and a thought occured to me while listening to one. Those of u that know me know I'm a very weak gay, and also stan for many homosexual ships cause I'm mr lonely, ANYWAY

I was listening to Youth, by Troye Sivan, and my brain was like "Hey"

I was like "What?"

It was like "Wanna know who we think this song goes perfect for?"

and I was like "Oh no"

AKSJDNLKMLAKSL "ITS BARTUARDO"

IM NOT WRONG JUST LISTEN LIKE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICAD01dKJmw