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inaccurate Core Four quotes #1

[in the Queer Muskateers groupchat]

Bart: sends a tiktok of a duck in a bathtub

Bart: Oh sh*t it's 3 AM

Bart: My bad

Tim: That's adorable

Bart: GO TO BED

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So I was thinking again- dangerous, I know- but I imagine Bart Bein obsessed with musicals, especially the ones with fighting and action, and he just runs around quoting classics durring fights, or singing songs from musicals whenever he has the chance.

And even better thought is he bonds with a bad guy on the field because they recognise the line-

"I thought heroes had mercy?"

"I'm a count, not a Saint."

"Wait- Count of Monte Cristo?"

"Yes???"

"I love that movie!"

"NOWAYMETOO"

He would, and you know it.

He’s running in the 90’s ⚡️⚡️

I LOVE A LIL GUYYY THAT RUNNNNNS

inaccurate Batfam quotes #24

Headcannon that when Jason was still Robin and in teenage rebellion phases, Bruce bought him a studio with blank walls like canvases and let him do whatever. He'd buy Jason Spraypaints and supplies for his birthdays or just whenever he needed them. After Jason came back from the dead, the studio became his "HQ". Though he didn't like Batman, he had to admit that he did one good thing in his childhood.

It has occurred to me that my Instagram is probably the one place on the internet with the most gathered photos of Bart Allen. 373 posts, all of Bart, mostly his comic form but also fanart all credited- I swear I’m not obsessed, I just really love his character.

Y E E T THÈSE MEMES INTO MY F A C E LIKE A FUCKING BATTLE AXE

saw another barty boob jumpscare on the beast world circuit. mashallah, he’s in his beauty king era 🥹🥹🥹

On a previous post I said that Bart is the only one in the core four that can actually flirt and i stand by what i said. But it’s only cause he accidentally flirts by being so blunt all the time and no one can change my mind.

Bart: *holding a piece of pizza but staring at Tim*

Tim: what?

Bart: just debating if i wanna eat this or kiss you rn.

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Kon: morning Bart.

Bart, without skipping a beat: you look great today. New hair gel?

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Jason: why are you so close-

Bart: nothin’. You just have really pretty eyes.

You cant tell me he wouldn’t.

WAR AGAINST ANTI-VAX MOMS

Ok, Karen, listen up. I’ve fucking devised a plan and you can’t stop me. Okay, so, tiny robot mosquitoes, right? But instead of sucking blood, they inject vaccines. They have specific targets each and will return to HQ to be cleaned as to not spread any blood spread viruses. There should be a hotline for people to call to say no one will vaccinate them and it should be called the MDA. Mosquito Delivery Agency in long terms. This is a legit theory I made in the sum of two minutes after no sleep in two days.