Crescent-the-lazy-wolfbones - I Dont Know, I Just Exist.

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anyway. as someone who'd been enjoying the trans cross headcanon since like 2020-2021, and had a lot to go through to process my own transness and fully coming to terms with it around 2022, was at the direct incident when things happened with calluna/calcium-cat,

trans people will always be valid.

no amount of excuses will forgive transphobia, whether it be something that's normalized in your country or something that you think is "stupid writing" or lack of media literacy and lack of knowledge on character writing.

trans people will always be valid.

' ' uh huh... thanks.? ' '

' ' either way, you both are still pretty short to me. ' '

' ' I know I am tall but... some of you are just very small as well. any reason why that is? ' '

“Hmpf. Well, im small because i was put into stasis at a young age. Fifty years stuck and frozen means i never got the time to grow, so therefore if i WAS going to get taller- i couldnt while in stasis. Therefore, i am stuck looking like half a hoglet in size. But i make due with what i have, it just helps make me harder to hit if anything.” The ebony hedgehog shrugged, crossing his arms and looked away.

“Im actually pretty tall for a hedgehog! Last i checked i think im around 5’7? Maybe taller, we dont really bother to measure but i am tall! For a hedgehog that is.

Also, you look absoloutely way past cool, big guy!”

“..fuuck hes picking up more annoying catchphrases from sonic…”

The Wolf looks rather unamused by their gawking of his height, much less by the immense squawking their leader seemed to be doing at him. he listened for most of it, ears perked with a rather large amount of disinterest in his expression before he watches the hawk pick up the cage of small chao sized robots. then, he smirks and uses a paw to just.. pluck it right out of the feathered idiot's fingers and raised it to begin gently fumbling with the lock on it with his claw. ' ' first of all, the name's crescent. second? you're a band of criminals, what criminal wants to help a hero? if it was really for the people, lets just be honest and say you'd be doing them a favor by getting rid of the bots first as opposed to selling them for your own greed.. but that's the case here, isn't it? birds like you, especially the infamous babylon rogues, are always putting their beaks in dangerous situations for a coin. one could applaud such an act if you didn't chose such idiotic targets. idiotic in your case. ' ' Crescent looks down upon the birds again, still holding the cage significantly above their reach. abusing his height. he readjusts the black skull mask he wore with his spare paw before he sighs and shrugs.

' ' y'know the doctor's strong without Metal, right? not to put shame to him. but Eggman's strength comes from his immense numbers and effectiveness of his machines. if it was all due to just one strong robot then eggman wouldn't have gotten to his popularity that he has. all of that to say the doctor is most likely hunting you right now with everything he has. Metal Is one of his most favorite creations, afterall. if you ask me, you're just wasting your time.. you might lose everything you have because of it. ' '

The wolf looked rather unamused about the predicament about being tied up with the metallic hedgehog. infact, dare say Crescent was bored at his potentially dangerous predicament.. though he does eventually end up speaking up.

' ' you realize I've got teeth and claws right? actually, I'll just show you. ' ' The wolf begins to chew on the rope with his sharp canines- atleast for himself. it doesnt take long before Crescent finds himself out of his binds and standing. though he does need to duck as to not hit his head on the top of the blimp. shockingly.. he even stands taller than the albatross.

' ' So.. your deal is selling or pawning off Metal? well I'll admit, im surprised you birdbrains got your feathery fingers on him without him decimating each one of you but I suppose that blame is to be put towards the doctor. ' ' Crescent rolls his shoulders, a soft pop and cracking some from his bones could be heard before he looks towards the babylon rogues again.

' ' why even bother with any of this? you've got a blimp. why waste so much energy and time trying to pawn off eggman's junk when chaos relics would go for millions more, hm? or maybe there's something in the gaia temples you lot could find for a history nerd willing to spend their entire life savings on.. plus, who do you expect is gonna buy metal from you? ' ' The Wolf tilts his head. ' ' and who's to say Metal wont kill the one who buys him? ' '

The birds are seemingly distracted for a moment, talking about incoming bids for the tech and robot, but waves attention is caught by the wolves voice and his easy breakout from the ropes. She lets out a surprised and intimidated sqauwk at his sheer size and violently taps the boys’s shoulders, their heads whip to the wolf and they both Caw out in fear.

“STORM, HOW DID YOU FIT THIS ONE ON THE BLINP-?!”

“Mmmmagic..-“

“Oh for FUCKS SAKE- hold on i got this-“

Jet grumbles to the two before glaring up at the wolf and scowling, marching up to the massive ‘mobian’ and glaring him dead in his eye. Feathers are ruffled and his blue eyes burn into the wolves. Its clear the hawk isnt amused but is also intimidated, but aswell cocky and thinks he can stand up to him.

“And who are you to judge us for makin a living here fuck-face? Eggmans fucked us, and multiple cities, up MULTIPLE times, hes tried to destroy the world dangnabit! And if sonic wont just KILL him, WE decided to start taking revenge in the best way we know how! Selling his shit or just trashing his place until sonics bitchass does something!”

The hawk shrieks, gritting his teeth.

“Dont underestimate a flock of bird, big dog! And plus, metals pint sized, he was easy to nab! Like stealing a child.”

Jet snickers, scowl turning to a cocky grin and putting his talons on his hips, rolling his eyes.

“You got a point there, big dog, but we find it fun to mess with the egghead and foil his plans, plus without his prized possession, metal, he cant really cause much destruction without sonic tearing through his robots in seconds! We’re helpin in our own way, and thats stealing from the wicked and givin to the city! We’ll be goin for more pricey expensive shit later though, dont you worry. And well, if you must know the highest bid for this little bitch is 2 MILLION rings! Or dollars, depends on what they’re paying with. But STILL. People want this little bucket ‘a bolts. But i take it some edge,ord like you don’t want nothin to do with this?”

Jet snorts as he rambles, throwing his talons and wings around in motions as he does, before perking his brows to that last statement. The green hawk then looks to the small robot and snorts, moving over to pick up the rather small cage the chao-sized robots in and holds it so the wolf can see it.

“You see this? You see how small and insignificant it is right now? It cant kill anyone in this state! And besides, we made sure to declaw it. It was.. a pain in the ass but hey, it worked.”

As the hawk holds up the cage. The tiny chao-sized hedgehog stares up at the wolf. It moves to slide its paw through the bars and pathetically reach and strain its tiny body to try and reach out to him for help since it recognizes crescent, letting out small mechanical cries once more. This is essentially a living hell for the little robot. Nothing but a little pet in a cage.

Okay okay I've got one I think will be fun!!

Spin this wheel of like 160ish fandoms of varying levels of popularity.

Extra points for telling me all about your thoughts in the tags :D

disgusting. /neg

Keep the minors safe, guys. and far away from freaks like that.

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

As the cold air sweeps through the air, colored and dried out leaves flow through the air as they drop from the trees above. And in the cold fall atmosphere the metallic blue robot treads theough the crucnhy leaves. Everything screams life, except.. him. But thats not the point right now.

In the robotic hedgehogs paws, is a very, very large tray of brownies, it looks enough to feed a family of 8. Hes gonna need a big tray for this one.

The robot walks up to an odd house, one he never remembers seeing during attacks, and one thats in pristine health compared to the rest of the city from numerous attacks. But that doesnt concern him. The robotic hedgehog holds the tray with one paw, and another cold ateel paw moves to knock at the door, staring dead on at the door awaiting the homeowners awnser.

Opening the door stands a rather tall blackfurred wolf. he looks down upon the Metallic figure before him and raises a brow with a scrunch of his muzzle.

The tall blackfurred wolf has a matted fur look to him, brittle and grumpy by his expression and rather scarred up. the most prominent scar meets the robotic hedgehog dead in the eyes with a blind stare of it's own, the half of this wolf's face is almost shredded looking or perhaps burned. whatever it is, this wolf has an aura of minor intimidation, and yet the wolf looks upon Metal sonic with the utmost recognition. he has seen him before. even if he himself had not been seen. a dimensional lurker indeed. he's wearing a thick black fur cloak that just about covers him entirely, a crescent moon pendant holding it together at the neckpiece of the cloak that was metaphorically fighting for it's life against the fluff of his black mane.

Finally, The wolf seems to acknowledge the robot whilst placing one paw on the side of his own door's door frame. he's sort of leant down, considering his height.

' ' Yes? ' '

Made another Sonic-Related Ask blog! Movie Shadow joins the fray.. :)

16+ BLOG.

Welcome to the 'Ask The Movie Depiction of the Ultimate Lifeform' Blog! lets get a couple things out of the way shall we?

The biggest thing to note is that yes this blog may/will Contain SPOILERS For the Sonic 3 Movie. if you're here, you've most likely already watched it or found it by mistake. please do not blame me if You end up getting spoiled of something due to one of my posts, as it's been a decent amount of time after the movie therefore plenty of people should've seen it by now. All good with that? Okay.

This is a 16+ blog because this depiction of Shadow is infact a very Young adult. He is currently 18 Years old in this blog. while this does mean he is an adult, keep NSFW and 18+ asks down to a minimum, or atleast with the barest language possible.

This blog may contain harsh language such as profanity and swearing as well as possible depictions of gore and mental illnesses. I always do research on the topic of illness I portray therefore I can label such posts regarding such with the right tone tags for everyone to remain perfectly safe here.

Should this blog choose to go down the lines of giving Movie!Shadow a possible Doom-Morph or alternate alien forms there will be mentions of Body horror and for that I will properly tag such things as well!

This does count as an alternate version of Shadow, opposed to my game-canon interpretation of shadow here; @theshadowandhislight . this means that due to this one being younger, and obviously not the same universe, This Shadow's thoughts and feelings may not reflect or mirror the same as the other. the only three things they share are their love for Coffee Beans, Maria (platonically/familialy), And Sonic.

This may not be a sonadow blog like my other one is, but Sonadow is infact canon here in this blog and is currently with the Movie!Sonic Depiction found in this blog here! -> @abluestreakedhero.

Please Do not be rude or insulting to other anons/askers or roleplayers that interact with this blog. That will result in a block.

M!A's, or Magic Anons, are Allowed! Just Don't softlock a character permanently in a situation or do anything weird with it, okay? okay.

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For information's sake;

This Shadow will speak in a mix of Red and Black at times. ngl it depends if I remember which to use, lol.

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Anybody like AU's?

Specifically Sonic Au's?

Well look no further, me and my S/O made one! :D

18+ Blog ahead, you're warned!

Welcome to the REFURBISHED EVIL Au's Ask Blog!

This is an AU created and ran by @asktheevilgeniusesson and @crescent-the-lazy-wolfbones !

#⚡️mun is posts/asks answered by @asktheevilgeniusesson #🌙mun is posts/asks answered by @crescent-the-lazy-wolfbones

STORY.

In This AU, Shadow and Sonic work under Eggman's command and alongside Infinite the Jackal making them a Deadly Trio! on the outside, they're a mean bloody bunch that are perceived as being unable to feel anything but cruelty, but to each have their own Secrets!

Shadow works under Eggman's command strictly because of his relation to the robotnik family. he sees that it would be a great Insult or offense To Maria's legacy if he refused to work under Eggman even if he has his doubts about his creator's grandson. Shadow utilizes his black arms DNA in battle, making him a very bloody murderer but not the bloodiest.

Sonic has worked under Eggman since he was a very little hedgehog. Sonic gave up a life of freedom due to the eggpire catching him and his little brother off guard and proposed an idea to the at-the-time Child. it was either Sonic work with the eggpire and the fox he adopted lives, or they both perish. Sonic, obviously, chose to work with the eggpire. he was nonverbal at the time and has selective nonverbalism now, but even if he had to leave his adoptive brother behind; he made sure the fox was in good hands. Sonic left Tails' protection up to Knuckles and Amy anonymously but he does still periodically sneak into the home on his offtimes to check on Tails even if the fox doesn't know he's there. he may not be as snarky, uncaring, and cruel as he lets on to be in battle. He's considered the bloodiest murderer on the team purely because of his methods of battle.

Infinite's Story shifts just a little. the Silver of this AU came late and believed Infinite to be the Iblis trigger, so Silver carelessly slaughtered Infinite's family and squad and abandoned the only living Jackal because he did not have the heart to Kill a kid at the time. Infinite had to fight his way for survival until The Doctor took him in, which sparked a Flame in Zero. he refused to be that weak pup ever again, and vigorously trained himself and his use of the Phantom Ruby. he is the most ruthless manipulator and murderer on the team, however not the bloodiest.

Are these three just ruthless Murderers? of course not, there's a Twist! They've broken the number one rule set by Doctor Ivo Robotnik, and that's to love one another. They are currently in a secret romantic relationship with one another, helping eachother cope with the onslaught they bring and the nightmares that Haunt them.

Other character's stories in this AU generally remain the same, However put Tails in the 'hero' spotlight, as he's grown up to be Mobius' Renowned hero with his highly advanced tech and intelligence unparalleled.

MUSES.

Sonic, played by 🌙mun Shadow, played by ⚡️mun Infinite, played by ⚡️mun Eggman, played by ⚡️mun Metal, played by 🌙mun

Silver, played by 🌙mun Blaze, played by ⚡️mun

Tails, played by ⚡️mun Amy, played by 🌙mun Knuckles, played by 🌙mun

RULES!

No Godmodding, Powerplaying, or Metagaming when doing RP threads or potential asks that may wreck the AU.

Please DO NOT reblog any roleplay threads we do with other people

NSFT asks are allowed but dont get TOO weird with it. [Everyone is allowed to be asked these because in this au they're all adults!]

Do not harass any anons/askers, other roleplayers, nor the mods. Harassing the characters is fine, we all love to see our favorite characters break apart :3

Enjoy your stay :)