"Were You Born A Boy Or A Girl?"

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T KNOW ICE NINE KILLS WAS RELEASING A NEW ALBUM????!??!?

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May your body bloom with fungi

And may your heart turn cold

May your skull be green with moss

And may your brain grow mold

May your ribcage fill with flowers

And may your flesh infest

May your lungs be home to bugs

And may your soul have rest

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Gives you the status condition "Gay"

today is not my birthday

Helen distorion my beloved <3

The other half of Distorion Duo

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Loumand argument, you will always be famous.

Watching EC live and hearing Nicos harsh vocals and Kevins soft ones is something so beautiful.

If your 13 or older and still sleep with a stuffed animal please rb this im tryna prove a point to my friend.