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What I mean by “I’m Omni!”

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🌻 I just had a thought, what if one of the brothers was forced to use the other's weapon because they were down? and their own was lost/compromised?

Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.

WE NEED TO GET MISTER GOOP MAN TO WIN!!!!!

FINAL ROUND

I AM NOW TAKING COMMISSIONS!!!

Hopefully to help pay for my college in the future!

Pricing (ignore line quality, this is just a quick sketch for demonstration!):

(There may also be additional costs for more complex designs, as well as if you don't have any reference pictures! The price is flexible, depending on complexity)

You will also have to let me know if you want a more sketchy or more solid lineart style, as well as if you want it more or less cartoonish (examples below, feel free to use the examples to explain the style you want!)

The only acceptable way to pay will be through cash app. One half of the payment must be at the start, the second half after the sketch is completed (I will send it to you for confirmation!). Dm me here for questions/if you want to commission me! (All commissions will have my signature on them, and you may NOT remove the signature or claim the artwork is your own. You don't have to directly shout me out, just make sure the signature is visible. It will not be anywhere obstructive)

Testing this with just 5 slots for now! 0/5 taken

Here are some examples of art I've done.

(the lineup of characters near the bottom are hfjone humanized designs I made, the one next to them is Oliver from Dialtown, the one with the mask at the top is Michael Afton from Fnaf, the two near the center are monster designs of sundrop and moondrop from Fnaf, the one on the left is my spidersona, and the rest are completely original)

If you can't commission me right now but still wish to support me, feel free to reblog the post or share it with anyone you think would consider it! No pressure ofc, just an option!

to ensure my stance is clear: i am pro-palestine and anti-zionist, but i am not pro-antisemitism or anti-jewish.

DCxDP - Death and Taxes

Broke college student but also the Ghost King Danny looking at the stack of complaint forms in his inbox about people cheating death. In a stroke of sleep deprived inspiration, he issues a royal decree that anyone who has properly died before (I.e biologically dead, not just clinically dead) is still a citizen of the Infinite Realms, even if they were resurrected. And have to pay income tax to the Crown.

He establishes the Infinite Realms Revenue Service, recruits the ghosts of some meticulous accountants and sends them after all the assholes who think they can escape Death and Taxes. Starting with the worst offenders (ie those who have escaped death the longest/most often). Your tax bracket scales with how many times you died.

Just picture Ra's al-Ghul, in the middle of giving some speech to his assassin cult when this Phil Coulson looking ghost dude shows up behind him to "discuss the back taxes he owes to the Crown".

Every magic user worth their salt is suddenly swamped with messages from panicked villains and heroes who are trying to figure out wtf is going on and how to get out of this. Constantine is sweating bullets.

Danny hires Valerie to do mortal side "casework", because a, she's just as saddled with student debt as he is b, has worked fast food and knows how to handle asshole customers c, doesn't take shit from anybody.

Imagine Vandal Savage, Felix Faust and Red Hood awkwardly sitting in a waiting room with a stack of documents each, ready for their number to be called so they can dispute their claims. Being called in and utterly flummoxed at the unflappable, bored young woman at the desk who somehow has files on everything about you - birth record, death record(s), who you killed and when records... now declare your income as a crime lord/dictator/sorcerer, sir.

Meanwhile Danny is planning on how he can allocate the taxes to open a soup kitchen for Lunch Lady to work at and similar shit. He is determined to be a good king, dammit!

Jason texting: Hey, it's Jay. Alfred said we can keep the cow, but you have to take the seal lion back.

Danny texting back: I think you have the wrong number, but I want to know how you got a cow and a seal lion. That must have been a story.

Jason: How do I know you aren't Damian pretending not to be Damian? You pulled this on me three times already.

Danny: Did he? And you fell for it three times?Have you never texted before? Why not save his number into your phone so he can't trick you anymore???

Jason: I don't know how to do that. I am behind technology wise because of the years I missed while dead.

Danny: Is that slang for prison?

Jason: You ask a lot for questions. Is this Bruce?

Danny: No, my name is Danny. Sorry about all the questions. You just sound fascinating. Like a Mr. Darcy hiding on the side of the room but in the chat room instead of the ballroom.

Jason: Well, thank you. That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.

Jason hours later texting the Batfam group chat: Catch you all later. Im going to meet a stranger I found on the Internet.

Batfam group chat: *Multiple people are tying*

i don't need to explain myself you all know what i'm talkin about