TW: suicide attempts but for fun
After a few years of doing the whole vigilante thing, Danny gets bored of his quick and simple transformation act. He gets bored of doing the memes along with it as well — the 'I guess I'll die' was funny at first, but there's really only so many times it works.
The solution? He starts staging his own deaths. Throwing a toaster in the bathtub, comically falling down on a knife, slipping on a banana peal and hitting his head, all that jazz. He has his own list of preferred suicides, ranking from the quickest to slowest and from the least to most painful, and another one that goes from the least inconvenient method to most troublesome one. The first one on the latter is getting shot at. The last is getting suffocated in a swarm of bees so far.
His friends are long used to it — they are all Amity kids, honestly, their idea of humor is really twisted. They laugh their asses off when Danny attempts to strangle himself with one of those sour candy strips. They laugh even harder when he succeeds.
But then Danny moves for college and realizes that most people outside Amity Park don't think performed suicide is funny.
And, well.
Sucks to be them because Danny does not plan on stopping any time soon!
The absolute culmination of it comes one dark November evening, when the Fenton luck strikes again and Danny finds himself being a hostage in Joker's old as time performance: making Batman choose between saving Robin or saving a helpless civilian, both of them hanging over the tanks full of acid.
Only, midway through the madman's pathetic speech, they all get to see said civilian wake up, look around to realize what kind of situation he ended up in, and then excitedly say, "Sick, a jacuzzi!"
And happily, eagerly wiggle his way out of the ropes to fall in, screaming, "Cannonball!"
Gonna redraw a bunch of scooby doo scenes with the mystery skulls characters bc I am fixated on both series rn.
Also just expect a lot of scooby doo and mystery skulls art in general!!
He’s so me coded 🫶🏽✨ gotta love him and his ascot
Was someone in my walls watching me when I made my favorite OC cause D A M N. This describes them almost perfectly, all you need now is shapeshifting and world hopping-caused amnesia and you’ve got them perfectly
Shoutout to violently unhinged characters with pocket dimensions who’ve been traumatized so severely they’ve become completely disconnected from reality and only seem capable of finding joy in someone else’s suffering and could become a much bigger threat to the mc if they wanted to but never choose to do so
gotta be one of my favorite genders
Day one:
Yahoo starting this cause Copper and Shelley ganged up on me too document stuff somewhere cause of "mental health" and "your own stability"
Anyways, just learned today that not everyone can smell ants, and that it is in fact rare to be able to. so that's fun :]
HAHAHA THE DUNKLE WILL BE SENT TO THE GAY FUNKLES DOMAIN!!!! SEND HIM TO NIGHTVALE!! SEND THE FUNNY BONEMAN TO THE UNESCAPEABLE DESERT TOWN!!! SEND THAT SMILEY TRASHBAG TO THE FUNKY DOOM TOWN!!!
And now, the weather... *megalovania*
HEHEHEHEHEEHHEHEHHEHEHEHEHGEHEHEGEGEGEGEGEGGDRHHCCKKSXKCMSMSMVJDKSKXMVJWKSKCKVSNNZJVJSNSNX THE SILLYS!!!!!!
Part 11!
EEEEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE I wanted to draw this scene for sooo long >:D
Part 1
i am once again reminded of the fact that toby fox is a genius at comedic pacing
WE NEED TO GET MISTER GOOP MAN TO WIN!!!!!
Pov the most recent Unexpected Guests chapter:
(ALL CREDITS GO TO @undertalethingems FOR THE ART, I JUST COBBLED THEM TOGETHER TO MAKE A SILLY)
I LOVE FIRE!!!
I LOVE LOOKING AT FIRE!!!!!!
I LOVE FIDGETING WITH LIGHTERS AND I LOVE WATCHING CANDLE WICKS SLOWLY BURN DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!
[Nick: Crow/Corvus/Starvid | 13+ yrs | Diagnosed ADHD | she/they/All] I just enjoy looking at the chaos that is my fandoms | Current fixation: MSA/Splatoon
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