Nut Milk

Love when I say “No, you can’t touch my packer through my clothes. That’s like touch my junk cause it is, please don’t.” And the people I’m rooming with going “Just let her.”, “She’ll never get to again.” And “It’s not like that.” Then I say, “you wouldn’t do it to a cis guy why do it to my?” “ITS NOT THE SAME.”

Yes.... yes it is....

Easy and cheap “dirt” makeup

1) What you will need:

- Any brown colored eye shadows (Preferably matte)

- Petroleum jelly

- Scraping/mixing tool (I used a plastic knife)

- Disposable plate or container to mix it in

2) The science part

- First; Scrape out as much color as might need into our container or plate.

I scraped out all of the darker brown from the Wet N Wild palette then scraped half of that amount of the NYC color into my container

- Second; Add 3 times the amount of petroleum jelly to the crushed pigments

- Third; Mix together until it is the consistency of melted chocolate

~Disclaimer, this part is almost entirely up to you depending on the kind of texture that you want. You can add more or less petroleum jelly and/or pigment as you please~

3) Get dirty

- Apply it anywhere!

Apply thin coats and layer to get an opaque result. I used a stipple sponge for this example. Using a setting powder or spray will make your dirt last longer on your skin.

That’s basically it! It is not the best homemade dirt formula out there, but this is what I use when I want to look like I’ve been rolling around in mud and killing walkers.

Hope this helps!

hits you with The Beam (detail from 'Hypnosis' c.1904 by Sascha Schneider)

GUYS IM A GENUIS

They are going to pass all of their finals

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

“so what ships do you like?”

me: *sweats*