apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life
"Phone Call"
lestappen as text posts (part 1)
the funniest things happen when your brain rot for Oscar Piastri collides with a fanfic prompt.
I should be writing other things but sometimes I write fanfic instead. if you want to read, you can find it here 👀💖
(did I make a collection so I can a.) write more landoscar fics and b.) call it pastry and poetry as a play on both Oscar's name and my need to wax poetically about him? yes.)
the mclaren boys are driving me insane lately and I must be a part of my cycle where I want to write soft love and sweet kissing.
Broke:
Woke:
You are my safe space, and my constant battle in life:
how do people not love f1 it’s a bunch of cringe twinks being embarrassing about each other
feeling this one rn
the way Lando was given the babies to fawn over and nurture and Oscar was given the seniors and special needs dogs to be calm and gentle with
parents landoscar night times are canonically Lando as the "oh! you're so good!! brushed your teeth without me even asking!" parent and Oscar as the "hey, hey shhh I'm here, baby… monster can't get you, okay? it was just a nightmare!" parent
smth to do with Lando thriving on positive reinforcement and Oscar thriving on stability and reassurance
writing smut to taylor swift / rpf writer since '13 / new f1 fan / secret acct / she/her
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