Today’s Dark Choco Cookie Is: He’s Thawing…

Dumb little comic about Shamura arriving to the afterlife

Transcription under the cut just in case because my handwriting here is unreadable-

TOWW: SHAMURA.

Shamura: Narinder.

TOWW: You betrayed me, sibiling! Left me here to waste away! I shall have my RE-

TOWW: EEeee...

Shamura: Mhm. You see this thingy? You hear it jingle?

TOWW: ...

Shamura: You want to catch it. I see it in your eyes.

TOWW: ...Mrp.

Shamura: I thought so.

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DJ cookie's fucken shirt

Its

It's the fucken

nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

this is how Cain killed Abel

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Why are you the way that you are? I hate so much about the things you choose to be

Someone get this guy an inhaler because everyone knows angry pirates get oxygen

Out of touch Thursday,,,,,

Out of Touch

sorry guys, the plinko is blocked

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Harbinger