Cutestrawberrydragon - Screaming Into The Void

I may not be able to be seduced romantically or sexually but if you offer me some garlic bread my life is yours.

Uh… can a bard still seduce an aroace character/npc or do they have an inherent resistance to it?

I was rewatching the double seducing bard dance and had the thought while reading the comments lol

I mean we're not official arbiters of D&D or anything but I would say no

the other day i told a pun that made @siveine hold her head in her hands for a solid minute and a half which i think is a personal best if I'm honest.

If nothing else, I can at least rest easy knowing that I'll never be famous.

People tend to say that dragons are essentially just giant cats in terms of behavior. I'd argue that it's the other way around and cats are just tiny, fluffy dragons.

I'm not really trying to make a point here, other than maybe dragons should be real and we *should* be keeping them as pets.

Not sure what it would be needed to fix me.

Some good food might be all it takes.

I LOVE FOOD I LOVE FOOOOOOD I LOVE FOOD

Wifi has been down for hours. Life is pain.

You can take mine, I don't need one.

Design concept for my transprom fit

I get the metaphor and all but why can't I be an actual dragon? Life would be wo much easier!

"I want to be a dragon."