I did it! I finished one Rarepair Week prompt! Yay!
Here, have a teaser :)
Joja Workers Unite (Sam/Shane)
Since Shane and Sam can't unionize to get more time off they decide to do the next best thing: get married.
Of course, nothing goes to plan.
"I know our love is unconventional," Sam said, loud enough that half the store could've heard him. "But please, I want you to make an honest man out of me!"
Shane realized too late that Sam was only half looking at him. The other man's eyes scanned the aisle at Shane's back. And too late Shane realized there were footsteps coming towards them.
"Gentlemen, is there a problem here?" The sight of Morris, arms crossed and scowling, waited for Shane when he turned around.
"No issues. We're just--" Shane started, but Sam bumped him aside.
"I'm heartbroken, bossman! I know I'm being loud but my heart has literally shattered. My man doesn't want to claim me!" Sam gestured to Shane with both arms.
"And this is something you need to do at work because--?"
"Love knows no time or place," Sam said with a soft sniffle. "When the spirit of love calls, you answer. And Shane answered with a 'no'."
"Samson, I have no idea what that means and quite frankly I'm losing my patience," Morris deadpanned.
"He won't marry me, boss! My work hubs won't put a shell on it!"
"This is startling news for so many reasons," Morris said. "Not least of which is that Joja discourages employee fraternization."
"Well I have no idea what that means!" Sam was getting more worked up by the minute.
Their conversation went around in circles for a while longer and Shane couldn't be bothered to follow it. Shane started coming around somewhere in there, though, because some time off wouldn't be the worst thing. Most of his PTO had been spent nursing colds or sleeping off hangovers. He rarely used the time off for anything fun. Maybe he could take Jas on vacation? She'd been bugging him to go to the beach to collect shells, too, even though it was cold. They could do both with the time fake marrying Sam would buy him.
Shane cleared his throat. The two men stopped bickering and stared at him.
"Sam... uh... Samson? Yeah. Okay." He took a steadying breath before he faced Sam head-on. "I can see now that you're so passionate about... our love? I didn't think you were serious, but now I know... Now... yeah, I do know. So I accept your proposal."
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I need a print of this to put in my kitchen I just love it so much
Blank Notepad doc on my laptop
No planning outside of what my fevered brain holds
No gods
No masters
Just me and a brick of text in consolas regular
hello writers.
Finally someone said it
hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?
you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?
and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community
Omg the Dwarf is so cute I just wanna snuggle them~
As usual, they are all on my red bubble, ready to be stuck onto whatever your heart desires
Finally, I drew the other half of the cast, it took a long time and a lot of effort, but here they are. I might make a third post where they're rearranged to make more sense and sell those as prints on Red Bubble. This was a lot of fun, I'm not sure if I will, but I might do expanded if this gets enough traction
Previous post Commission info Red Bubble
Close ups:
And thats them all! Hope y'all enjoyed
Does anyone have a good resource for describing men’s hairstyles? Specifically short hairstyles/cuts?
I know so much about women’s cuts but for guys I’m like idk it’s not a fade so imagine that
Curious about my writing?
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Current Fandoms
Stardew Valley
Fear & Hunger 2: Termina
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Who am I?
I'm a humble idiot. A lesbian. A writer of fanfiction. A lover of BL.
And, I hope, a father figure.
What else?
This blog is kind of for whatever. I'll post some teasers and previews for upcoming fics. I'm trying to be better at self-promotion and being part of the broader fandom community.
I mostly ship/write rarepairs.
Except Jotakak/Kajo, my beloveds.
If you're a writer in any of my fandoms, let's be mutuals!
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Send me an ask!
I love a challenge and want to make you happy, bb :)
I have writer's block this weekend, so I thought I'd post my OTPs!
Some rarepairs, some popular pairs. Just a general mix 'em up.
I'll throw in some other fandoms outside my mains rn just for giggles
Stardew Valley
Haley/Penny
Shane/Elliott
Fear & Hunger: Termina
Daan/Marcoh (shout out to the five other Daarcoh fans lol)
Abella/Olivia
JJBA
Jotaro/Kakyoin (specifically in everyone lives Part 4 AUs)
Jonathan/Speedwagon
Johnny/Gyro
Rohan/basically every man lol
Suikoden I/II
(A lot of these are based on my headcanon playthroughs)
Riou/Jowy
Viktor/Flik
Leona/Hilda
Eilie/Nanami
Rina/Oulan
Death Mark
Mashita/Yoshiki
This is an incomplete list and I might come back to it later :)
Me: Ugh, man, I feel awful. But not like sick. Like a little depressed maybe? So tired… I want to do something, but my eyeballs may fall out of my head if I do. My left ear hurts, too. Am I getting an ear infection?
My migraine, putting on brass knuckles: Yeah, probably an ear infection.
My doc and I did some fiddlin with my ADHD meds and now I’m back in Executive Dysfunction Hell™
Forgot how bad it is down here fuckin get me out
people who dont experience it cannot comprehend how awful executive dysfunction is. I WANT to do the task, i have the resources TO do the task, i will feel better having DONE the task
but i cant fucking do the task
me and my beloved reader who tells me my fic made them cry