Mollusk Monday 🥳

Okay, so I kinda forgot to come back and report lol... anyways, I've tried it. I kinda really forgot it was there for most of the time though, but it works and feels like a thing in that area lol. If that's something you're interested in. 7/10

happy men's day everyoneeeee

I choose echidna b/c of the little spikes

(these are the ONLY options, you cannot choose another via comments. sorry but I do make the rules)

I typed out this story for my friend last night but then I realized it was in format that hilariously resembles tumblr ramblings. So I'm posting it here:

Well, I was going on a walk in the dark on the bike trail by my house and there was a guy on the opposite side of the trail to me. I actually thought he was a woman for a sec cause he was so short lol but he got like 30 feet away from me and said "hey, how're you doing mate?" (In an impressively not Australian/British manner) and I was like, 'bro can't possibly be talking to me, he's probably on the phone with somebody' but then he gets closer and I see he's walking a dog and he WAS talking to me cause he says the dog is friendly and that I can pet her. But also this man genuinely thought I was just a cis guy and it was really awesome I love men (platonically, I'm a minor lol)

I think tits are the primary cause of my depression.

I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it

I just watched this the other day and now its showing up on my feed. Is this proof of the internet's all-seeing eye??

He is THE King (and the father)

To anyone who sees this, do ya'll ever those days where like your internal monalogue WILL NOT STOP going off on tangents and rambling on about weird shit? Like ofc logically you should tune out the noise so you can actually get shit done. But it's always funny to me when you tune back in cause you're curious or whatever and your brain has been having a conversation with itself about the ways you could theoretically murder someone. And you just genuinely have no clue how you got to this point.

I feel like internal monologues might have something to do with dream theory but I'm not smart enough to articulate exactly what

Guys, this is me everyday. I really don't know if that's a good thing.

I got the video from here: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAZDGCuoKR1/?igsh=MWhsMjM3cGU2eWl5aw==