Four Year Old Beekeeper Distracted By A Roly-poly.

hey that's me

is this aesthetic or whatever

need to kiss and hump my computer a lil bit

life when you aren’t romantically attracted to people

What if he got to be a little obsessed, as a treat? (Pretending its not already 100% comic cannon)

close ups <3

Inspo from Pinterest ⬆️ spidey pose refs (also pin) ⬇️

WOOAAAHHH, you were scrolling real fast. thank you for stopping on this post. unrelated but I wanted to say, you are downright gorgeous

I WANT A CD BURNER SOOO BAADDD CD BURNER COME TO PAPAAA!!! (i dont even have a laptop so i don't know how the hell i would burn cds)

Like what do you mean I can just burn my playlists into a CD? That's SO CONVINIENT I NEED ITTTTTTT

interacting with a mutual for the first time: oh fuck i have to say something funny what if they don’t like me do i look okay

lowkey mood recently

I've noticed more and more in public bathrooms that people skip the handwash and just take a squirt of hand sanitizer from wall dispensers on the way out. hand sanitizer is NOT effective against most things that come out of your ass. i cannot stress this enough. i'm begging y'all. please. please please please please please use the soap.

i'm out here immunosupressed fighting for my life to not get naturally selected while people around me touch a public toilet handles and walk back to their tables to immediately eat a burger

tumblr leftists being surprised to see middle aged white women with signs or hats saying "deny defend depose" really reinforces for me that tumblr leftists don't actually talk to people lmao. like I did a lot of canvassing as a teenager and you know who the best most reliable political organizers are? middle aged women. you know who's bloodthirsty after watching rachel maddow every night and sharing HuffPo articles on facebook? middle aged women. maybe sheryl from iowa who's been voting religiously for democrats for the past thirty years IS more hardcore than you, tumblr user who did a write-in "protest vote." what are you going to do about that.