Do You Think That Odysseus Has Become A Kind Of Running Joke Among The Gods, Like When We Joke About

*coughs* SO KISS ME ON THE MOUTH AND LOVE ME LIKE A SAILOR AND WHEN YOU TAKE A BITE WILL YOU TELL ME WHATS MY FLAVOUR, I DONT BELIEVE IN GOD BUT I THINK THAT YOURE MY SAVIOUR.

That’s all thank you

a hero in his own way 🫡

my favourite part about everlark is that everybody would expect katniss to be the one to be careful around when like. no. girly just wants everyone she doesn't like to leave her alone. on the other hand peeta could literally be running a country in a day after speaking exactly one sentence

chapell roan

oh gang bags by clairo really hitting tonight like wdym 'every second counts, i don't wanna talk to you anymore??' you can't just say 'can you read me, i'm waiting for the right time?!?!?!!' WHAT IS THE RIGHT TIME WE'VE BEEN LIKE THIS FOR 8 MONTHS.

i'm going feral wtf do you mean 'can you see me using everything to hold back???' 'i don't wanna be forward or cut corners?? savor this with everything I have inside of me???'

i'm so unbelievably cooked.

“Have you ever shared some closeness so exposed to have it spit back by someone?”

Actually, yes. Yes I have, Noah!

On Peeta's more difficult days, he lies in bed buried underneath the bedsheets for hours, muttering symphonies of real and not reals. Katniss likes to run warm baths for him. She especially collects lavender flowers from the woods to craft her own oil and use it for Peeta's baths.

Katniss softly whispers the shaking boy awake and convinces him to take a warm bath to feel better. She guides him to the bathroom and places him at the edge of the tub, slowly removing his prosthetic, shorts, and shirt. She still blushes looking at his figure even though they have been married for 10 years. Katniss gently guides him inside the silky water, struggling to get him into the tub as he's way heavier than her. Katniss runs his soft blonde hair through the water and places a dollop of shampoo in his hair, gently washing it. Peeta moans softly as her hands massage his aching scalp, whispers of 'thank yous' and 'you don't have to do this' echo through the room. Katniss shushes him and continues to work all over his body. She then helps him out of the tub and makes him sit on a stool as she dries his body with a towel. Peeta just smiles at her foolishly as he watches her work the salve over his stump. Katniss bends to kiss his eyes tenderly and pulls a shirt over his head. The boy protests against her actions, saying 'she's done more than enough' and ' he can do the rest himself' , she smiles and brings down her lips to his and says, "Baby, you just let me take care of you."

Katniss takes him back to bed and holds his head against her chest while softly brushing the soft curls off his forehead. He asks her to sing, and so she sings, lulling the scared boy to sleep.

Cybertrucks look like they were ripped out of a Roblox tycoon game. Someone had to say it.

Arcane Jesus

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god i love pony.town