HEY FOLKS, BEGGIN YOUR PARDON SCUSE ME SORRY TO BARGE IN. NOW LETS SKIP THE TEARS AND START ON THE WHOLE,

Mmm... Max Jägerman Hatchetfield??

*gripping your shoulders and shaking you* you gotta promise me one thing, if nothing else. you have to promise me to live, do you hear me. and if it's for nothing else but spite, LIVE. donald trump wants you to feel defeated and alone. let's show him and all the americans who voted for him that we will not stay quiet, we will not be devided and we will LIVE. we will survive that 78-year old felon, we will OUTLIVE him. so please reach out to friends and family, reach out to each other and STAND TOGETHER.

PLEASE, LIVE!

no, no, that's Napoleon. i think that necrophillia is when your lungs air sacks get infected with fluid.

ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS EVER

why cowboy when pirate

pirates r cool but cowboys are too and i haven't researched too much into pirates yk, so cowboys r more viable

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

Y'ALL I WILL BAKE CUPCAKES (allergen free and non allergen free ((also a gluten free batch)) FOR Y'ALL 🙏🙏🙏

Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

okay ngl after reblogging @littleguypumpkinsheep s post "is this cowboy approved?" i kinda wanna start a sideblog centered around it

so

please reblog for bigger sample size

probs gonna remove the ship cause i can't see myself really writing it anymore, might write some one shots though

feeling a bit silly today, might rewrite some old chapters of my fic cause im looking back at them and just feeling like

eugh, yk?

silly goofy goober that i live laugh love

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Picrew

Silly Clown Maker

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