OMG THANK YOUUUUUU

How's my favourite Texan doing? :3

Doing pretty well

Am going to go to sleep in an hour or so

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What would you do to me with no consequences?

Well....

I would cuddle you, nibble you, poke you, praise you, tease you and fall asleep with you in my arms (or legs since bees don't have arms)

Can confirm, what about you @conquistador-of-bread?

Here's my Second (2nd) post of the day, and here I bring you all a fun fact:

Cum tastes salty and that's it. That's the only flavour. It does have an after taste, one that specifically gets stuck in your tongue for a bit.

Farewell for an undetermined amount of time.

ADHD bottom

Accurate lmao

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

200 notes without spamming reblogs/comments (up to 5 reblogs a day and 1 comment a day) and I will ask my mother if I can dye my hair black (and eyebrows maybe)

Wasp.

No

Have a great day everybody

Oh Frutt of the shitposts, what is thine wisdom?

Life is short and you may only live once.

GAMBLE ALL YO SHIT

I'm talking about the Magpie x Reader fic, really like the writing

Ah then yeah i wrote that one

More specifically Bird Watching lol