Dacraziegg - Mystery Crazyness

Pass on ze turtol

Suki: this is my boyfriend Sokka and that’s his boyfriend Lee (from the tea shop)

Random citizen, maybe a cabbage merchant, idk: isn’t — isn’t that the firelord?!

Sokka: he’s literally just Lee (from the tea shop)

Zuko: the firelord’s scar is on the other side

help him build his crew

Odysseus is a bird

I'm downloading it and playing after I go out to eat. Love this.

This is an actual role motel. He's such a gentleman

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Fluffy Doey head canons because he deserved better!

★ Sometimes, when he's lonely or just needs to relax, he draws on the walls. His drawings often attract the smaller toys to join in. He likes picking them up so that the higher places are in reach. He can even be a staircase if a lot of people want to join! the more the merrier!

★ He would put everyone above himself, even Poppy. Despite everything that has happened, she is still his family. All the toys in safe haven are. Each and every one of them. They mean the world to him.

★ Kissy and him have sleepovers! they share a tent together and he makes up happy stories to pass the time. It's good for them both because Kissy sleeps better when someone she trusts is close to her. And Doey loves sleepovers because it reminds him of his old life. It makes him feel normal.

★ He can sew. It helps him cope, whether it's patching up old rips and tears or creating new pillows and stuffed animals. If they were to ask, he would teach the other toys basic sewing skills.

★ He willingly takes on extra tasks and responsibilities to lighten the load for the other toys. Whether it's cleaning, organizing, or running errands, he is always the first to volunteer. He doesn't know it, but it's earned him a lot of goodwill.

★ As mentioned above, Doey has a talent for storytelling. He often gathers the toys around for bedtime stories. It brings a sense of comfort and routine to the Safe Haven and allows everyone to feel involved.

★ When Kissy isn't feeling her best Doey guides Kissy through mindful breathing exercises, helping her feel more grounded. Doey's calm demeanor and reassuring voice helps Kissy feel more centered. They are certified besties!

Tiger Zoro

Imagine Zoro being tiger shapeshifter

Zoro purrs when you treat his wounds and massage him a bit - when you ask about it he stops, he doesn't want to talk about it, especially if the cook doesn't know about it

Even if he orients himself by smell, although it is not as developed as cats or dogs, he recognizes those closest to him by that, he can still get lost - but if you call him he will come back, even if it won't be right away - you may call him more than once to be sure

Weakness: catnip - worse than sake - he loses control of his claws, stripes appear on his body - he becomes a giant kitten who likes to be cuddled and at that moment you are only his and no one is allowed to come near you and he will growl at everyone else - instead of a kiss he will lick your face and purr - This is how you find out that you have a chance with him

He likes to bask in the sun, and he always falls asleep there - if he wakes up with you next to him, he will carefully pull you closer and continue

When he goes to practice, he takes you with him as a weight for more - sometimes you train with him - practice fights

His tail is a sensitive place and he hates being touched there because several times they pulled his tail as if it was a toy, or when he was sleeping they stepped on him - when he walks around you, sometimes he let it brush against your hand - you can afford more in private - He loves your hands because they can be so gentle

He stays in human form most of the time, and goes into a sort of hybrid in combat, when he has stripes all around his body, but rarely uses his full tiger form

You first saw him as a giant green tiger right after the fight when the marines swarmed you and it was time to run away - in that form Zoro was faster - he changed and wanted you to sit on his back and hold his swords - but you had to navigate him while you were running away

Sometimes when you're alone and you nicely ask him, to change to full tiger, because he is like a big stuffed animal - cuddling - he teases you with kitten kisses

Zoro Masterlist

All I got from this is that one cat was chilling and the rest of gang wanted to fuck his shit up

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Help yourself. Problem solved

So, I'm in Las Vegas and we're going around getting boys numbers for prank calls. They ask me if I like any of the boys there and I got the amazing chance to say, "I have a girlfriend."

One girl fell to the ground laughing.

5 were in shock.

One ran to the other side of the arcade.

And 2 told me congratulations.

I love my girlfriend, she's my everything. I've known her for 9 years and she's my world.