Moss Of The Woods Floral Prism Giveaway!

It’s a nice warm 65°F so I thought I’d take Mr. Rat to the park again.

This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.

I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”

 tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds

Moon Feel More Space

“I feel like I’ve swallowed a cloudy sky.”

— Haruki Murakami, Sputnik Sweetheart

“To know what a person has done, and to know who a person is, are very different things.”

— Hannah Kent, Burial Rites

I’m horny and messaged Sir that i wanted him and he’s all exhausted from work and tired and hungry and i said sorry cause i feel like i irritated him…

I miss when he would text me something dirty mid-day or when i sent him cute pictures of my tits while i was at work….

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