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More DnD Hijinks

Gunslinger: *has a roll 20 glitch that is making all his rolls 0*

Party: dude try again, see if-

Gunslinger: *rolls A CRITICAL SUCESS THAT STILL READS AS 0*

Dungeon master: you are officially Crutical Zero now.

Ranger (me): *passes out as this thing that keeps offering us deals pops into my head*

Deal Creature: So, I have an offer for you- you’ll be the only one who gets hurt and it will bring your friend back to life (back story her friend got hung two days ago)

Ranger: yeah sure. So long as I’m the only one getting hurt.

Dm: WAIT ARE YOU- OKAY. ALEX IS DEAD NOW! Now you’re playing with Alex’s dead friend

The person who was a rouge and is now using wild magic: *rolls a 12 for the random affect sheet*

Dm: Congrats! You got play god! You get to make a sentient being!

Former rouge: I WANNA MAKE SNOW RACOONS!

Dm: THEY ARE SENTIENT- THEY CAN TALK!

Former rouge: I KNOW! THEYRE PERFECT!

We stole a boat. We needed a crew. Three of the crew mates are awesome (the navigator and our gunmen)

Then there’s the chef.

The DM made him Guy Fierie.

Quotes-

Here is your noodle cat back (referring to gunslingers ferret)- Tarnok (My Orc Barbarian)

NPC: hi I’m dameon

Gunslinger: YOURE ON THINK FUCKING ICE DAMEON!

Gungslinger: yeah so my brothers not dead...

Gunslingers mom: oh that’s wonderful that’s good eats-

Me OOC: GOOD EATS!?

Dm: I MEAN GOOD NEWS! I’m gonna go get a snack- one second-

Me: AH MY SON IS NOT DEAD! IM GOING TO EAT MY BOY! TIME TO EAT MY BOY!

The rest of the party is cackling.

The Strawhat crew as things from the “Quotes” list from my D&D group

Luffy: “I don’t use a silencer! I USE A LOUDENER!”

Zoro: “Sorry demon of the abyss, I already have a membership card”

Nami: “He can’t plunder us if he’s suffocating in my tits!”

Ussop ( specifically post time skip): “I’m swole as fuck!”

Sanji: “No one enjoys my penis”

Chopper: “Who wants extra credit and marshmallows!”

Robin: “The brain is the powerhouse of the body”

Franky: “Ooo, Big Red Button”

Brook: “Fucking Kids these days and their memes and weird clubs”

Jinbe: #justfishthings

Bonus:

Zoro: Hi I’m Zoro

Sanji: YOU’RE ON THIN FUCKING ICE ZORO

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I got bored and nostalgic so I’ve been watching a lot of Scooby-Doo, plus I wanted to try out my new outlining pens.

Finally posting my drawing of Jesus! I feel so bad for not getting this done closer to when I drew the others.

Decided with the trailer coming out I would take the chance to draw my favorite couple in all fiction! I did have a bit of trouble with Mortica, but over all I really enjoy how this turned out!

Reblog if it's OK for other artists to draw your OCs

Sometimes I get too timid to send asks to ask. I want to see how many people are ok with artists drawing their OCs!

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I am a mother from Gaza who lost both my husband and my home in a single day due to bombing. Since then, I have been living with my children

"No Injuries" Deemed the Worst Imaginable News in Gaza

"No Injuries" is a perplexing phrase that emerged during the ongoing genocidal war in Gaza. In the early days of the war when I was in Gaza, multiple friends outside Gaza made Facebook posts about their families that ended with the phrase "No injuries".

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