Shadow, Have You Been Taking Care Of Yourself? Eating Regular Meals And Drinking Water? Taking Meds,

duuuude no FUCKING way. this is so funny you guys have no idea. theyre never living this shit down oh my GOOOOOD. cant knock em for the sickass dragon woman but DUUUUUDE

fuck it HOMOPHOBIC SWAN JUMPSCARE

what if i picked up my violin again after years of not properly playing for the sole purpose of learning to play ultrakill music. what then

wheres that posts thats like "its so embarassing when you find a character thats exactly your type. no ones gonna be surprised this is your new Top Guy." cause this fucker has plagued my thoughts for like a week now and its already got us a reputation for being The Sonic Fan

You see, ever since I was a small child I've always HATED Valentine's Day. Or, not so much hated it as much as I never really understood it.

If you make a holiday all about love, why be expected to do the least lovely, most annoying, most humiliating things? Like go on uncomfortable dates with strangers, or buy ridiculously expensive chocolate for someone who doesn't even like chocolate that much! No one loves that! Why not do something you actually love? Like sit at home and listen to niche Bulgarian techno bedroom shoegaze. Or buy some nice aged stinky cheese.

See, none of it ever made sense to me. Until I realized I was aromantic! I just don't feel romance. And nobody even told me!

You'd think that with something that significant and annoyingly present in life, someone would've at least given me a heads up. Like a doctor telling you that you're lactose intolerant, or allergic to wild parsnips. It's nice to have the info. Like, yeah, I'll probably still eat ice cream from time to time, but at least I know why it rubs me the wrong way.

Which is why, Perry the Platypus—

REAL men write pathetic tumblr posts and drop them in their drafts never to be seen again

for the last few months, not knowing 100 gecs was a band, ive been saying "100 gecs" whenever i meant to say "lmao", "lol" and "lmfao" as a direct result of me misunderstanding this tweet.

my friends knew the band so they didnt have this misconception. and still they just kinda rolled with it??? like imagine something like your friend seemingly randomly saying the beatles, sometimes in all caps in the middle of their messages HELPP

i also thought the amount of "gecs" would change depending on how funny something was, so for example just sort of saying lol at the end of a message would be translated to about 20 gecs. a standard lmao would be about 60 gecs, and a proper LMFAOO was 100 gecs. i had a whole system

SLAMS FIST ON TABLE.

I FREAKING LOVE MY FRIENDS!!

Shadow save me I have to work from 8 am to 9pm today