“I’m a girl” “I’m a boy” okay?? I’m there ?? I’m always there?? I’m there right now having a conversation with you about the alcoholic potential of antifreeze?? Twenty six meters below you I’m in the cargo bay giving a navigation report to commander Minkowski???
Train conversations are wild
I now know about a guy who drunkenly paid 250 bucks for a street escort, but he still loves his girlfriend.
Pat: You know what they say: you snooze you lose. And it looks like you snost and you lost.
Happy Friday! Here’s the fresh memes for TMAGP episode 10 (spoiler warning)
Gwen suffers from chronic Jon Archivist Syndrome where she asks actively advancing horrors beyond comprehension the dumbest questions. Like actually, "You don't sound Russian?" pales in comparison to "CAN HE READ??"
MAYBE HE CANT READ GWEN BUT DOES IT ACTUALLY MATTER?? GIVE THE SHAMBLING MURDER CLOWN HIS FUCKING GWEN MAIL OH MY GOD HIS TEETH ARENT SOFT!!!!
Found this gem in my drafts so here ya go
Telling the genie I want to be bald so I can cosplay an egg
this is how tgwdlm went right
late night cleo sketch
snek
there are two wolves inside of me. one is wolf 359. one is wolf 359's clone that i've locked outside my space station in the middle of a solar flare.