My Sister Truly Knows How To Hurt Me

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i am having a fucked up time but im being really chill and awesome about it

If you’re still doing HP can you do a Sirius x reader where she goes to visit him in Azkaban? Thank you

i'm not taking requests at the moment

i just watched three david thewlis movies!!!

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EYESHADOW, s. black

"come on, peach! you said you'd do my make up." he protested. you didn't mind doing his makeup, you actually loved it. he would hold onto your hips, making sure you didn't slip or fall, but it was sometimes hard to concentrate.

"sirius, right now?" you whined, shifting to your knees.

"yes right now, you promised." he said pulling you into his lap. he gently placed a light kiss on your cheek.

"you are a menace, sirius black." you groaned, leaning over him to grab your makeup bag. sirius quickly smiled, become giggly at the fact he won you over. you quickly sat it on your lap and started going through it.

"flattery is always key, peach."

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sirius couldn't help but flutter his eyes every time the brush hit them. he was constantly moving.

"stay still siri, please." you asked, legs wrapped around his waist as you placed the eyeshadow upon his eyelid. his hands gently relaxed by your hips.

"i'm trying, it's kind of hard when you're poking me."

"poking you? i can stop if-"

sirius quickly replaced his hands upon your hips holding you down. "no, no don't stop." he said opening his eyes to look at you.

"okay" you whispered, you gently placed a kiss to his lips before he shut his eyes again. hands still on your hips but more relaxed now. you continued to apply the eyeshadow on the other eye.

IT DEFINITELY DID NOT NEED TO BE THIS GOOD!!

love it love it love it x

hiii love, was wondering if you could write something along the lines of street racer james potter or remus lupin placing a bet against the reader to see who will win the drag race. like placing a bet where either reader has to give them head or something and reader doesn't want them to drive in their terf (idk if that makes any sense but yeah)

thank you x

Street racer!Remus X reader

this is the first time I ever write for remus who cheered? I dig him so much. (This request is very creative as well I wanted to compliment it)

Warnings: ooc remus (very ooc don’t be surprised), mentions of sex, oral m recieving, drinking.

Making your way inside the insanely busy bar you always liked your daily drinks at.

Seeing the usual crowds seated around, laughing and chatting while spitting beer at each other between words, making you scowl slightly at such foul behavior.

You’re used to seeing all of this. really, but you’d never admit it disgusted you if you don’t want to be incredibly judged for it. You took a sight as you sat down on the bar stool, putting a leg atop the other as you placed your order to the exceptionally gorgeous man working ahead of you. “Coming right up.” He sweetly smirked at you before you winked at the gesture.

It was all going smoothly before a distinctive sound came about, a voice you detested most. The voice of Remus lupin, your racer rival, always competing to be better than you at anything that has to do with how much you loved racing.

It wasn’t long before his dark blonde hair was in sight and your regret seeped out, sitting up in alert. “To what do I owe the pleasure?” Remus leaned on his elbow near the private area you hoped he wouldn’t cross. you would ignore him but seeing the past attempts it would be useless, there’s no ignoring him.

“What, cat got your tongue?” He joked, he was extra chipper today as you turned in your seat and looked at him. “Hello, Lupin. I’m not in the mood for you today.” You gave him a fake tight lipped smile, grabbing your drink and chugging it down before he started tutting. “Rude, but I can handle it.” He smirked, licking his bottom lip with his teeth still glistening with a punchable smile on his scarred face.

You rolled your eyes and took another sip from your drink. “Those shorts are doing absolutely nothing for your ass.” Remus commented, staring at your body up and down before you placed a hand on his chest. “So nobody else wants to sleep with you today I presume?” You smirked, knowing how much his ego meant to him.

He chuckled, dryly, his eyes narrowing at your words. “It’s still four pm, sweetheart.” He leaned in and grabbed your drink, finishing whatever that’s left of it. “Hm.” You tilted your head slightly, thinking of ways you wished to run him over with your parked car outside.

“What, you wanna be the first today?”

“In your dreams, Lupin.”

He laughed, throwing his head back, his hair bouncing and his Adam’s apple popping out against his throat. Looking away before he notices your staring. “Okay so here’s a deal.” Remus cleared his throat after a moment of silence, his hands out as he was thinking.

“Let’s race together.” He randomly suggested, you expected anything else, something dirty even, his usual way. “What?”

“You heard me, let’s race together..” he continued, holding back something else as you tilted your head, waiting for the other thing he wasn’t saying.

Remus smiled as you caught on; “if I win, you owe me something… but rules are rules. If I lose, I’ll stop bothering you.”

You scoffed incredulously. “Liar.” You rolled your eyes at his idea but he looked too serious for this to be a joke or whatever else you may think it is. “Don’t you wanna know what you owe me?”

“Nothing, but sure. go ahead.” You narrowed your eyes. “A blowjob.” He smiled like he asked you to hand him something over and not something as crazy as such request, you audibly gasped at his answer. “Excuse me?” You shouted before he stopped you from saying anything else.

“What makes you so sure I’d win? If you do, me and my dick are going to be far far away from you, so what do you think?” He smirked, you were considering it and you wanted to beat yourself up for that, wanting to win so he stops bothering you, as much as his smug face is part of your days now.

“Fine, you have a deal.” You agreed, maybe just to get him away from you, or maybe because you wanted to see where this could go. “Brilliant, tonight.” Remus smirked, winking your way with a sickeningly beautiful smile on his face. Making you mentally groan, Remus was on his way as you banged your head on the table in front of you, feeling defeated already.

You were standing next to your car, glancing at the bloke with the awfully bright smile and blonde hair more bright from the lights that surrounded you. “You ready?!” His annoying smile still on his face making you scowl, going into your car as shouting and cheering was all

You heard besides your loudly beating heart.

You took a deep breath before you were instructed to start your engine, staring at Remus parked next to you, getting a look at his profile while he turned to look at you, a mischievous grin decorating his features, unaware of the countdown, the sound of Remus’ car taking off before you making you start your own and remus was way ahead of you.

“Fuck fuck fuck!” You stepped on the accelerator harder, making a turn on the curved street. Your hands were clutching the steering wheel, trying to find ways to surpass Remus’ speeding car.

The shouting became more distinct, all you could hear was you and Remus’ engines running and the sound of turning wheels. You blew an impatient sound, taking another turn, Remus still ahead of you.

“Cheater.” You mumbled, getting closer to the finishing line, Remus crossing it as he started honking in the dead of the night. You next, parking your car and impatiently going out of it.

“Okay! you cheated.” You yelled, facing his tall figure as he was smirking like there’s no tomorrow. “You can’t get out of the deal, it’s part of the deal.”

“It’s not about the deal, you cheated! That’s it.” You rolled your eyes, taking a sigh, leaning against your car. “I didn’t cheat, I’m simply better than you.” He nudged his nose with a finger, standing in front of you, backed up against your car.

“Now be a good girl and stick to our deal, yes?” He moved your hair behind your back, taking your face in his hands and moving his face closer to yours, he smiled softly when he noticed your shaky breaths. Your fingers made their way down his pants and to his belt, getting this over with.

“If you tell anyone about this, I’m killing you.” Was all you said before you were on your knees.

His hands going into your hair as you took him in your mouth, making him let out a soft sigh at the contact. “Shit.” He hissed, tugging at your hair while you sucked him, your heart raced at the speed you were going, he was moaning and groaning, grabbing your hair into his fists as he was mumbling things you couldn’t make out.

“Oh my god.” He pushed your head further into him, making you gag slightly, his juices trickling down your chin and your chest with your hands all sticky before you looked up at the boy, his head thrown back in pleasure. His moans louder each second. Fastening your pace, his legs shook beneath him. “Fuck, I’m close.. so close.” He whimpered, his fingers pulling at your hair. His words making your mouth work him faster, sucking at his length as best as you can with him trembling at your movements.

“Fuck!” He yelled, coming inside your mouth, making it spill down your chest and your legs. “Oh my—“ he breathed out, his chest heaving up and down as you smirked, standing up.

You wiped your mouth, staring at how you made him feel, you were proud, really proud. “You okay in there?” You asked while you still tasted him in your mouth. “Gosh.” He laughed, running his hands through his hair, turning to face you with flushed cheeks.

“You’re welcome.” You smiled up at him, cockily. Remus pulled up his boxers and his pants up, he was breathing normally now. “How are you so good at this?”

“There’s many things you don’t know about me, Lupin.” You stroked his face with a sticky finger. Remus blushed, biting his bottom lip. “I’ll be damned.” He chuckled nervously. “Right.. I need to go. Goodnight Remus.” You said before you gave him another smile, going into your car and driving away, leaving him behind confused and so curious.

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