All Right So Here's The Schedule Of When Dracula Daily Will Be Updated, As Gleaned From The Archives

People not wanting to work for little pay is a problem which can actually be fixed simply by throwing money at it.

It is a relief to note that I am not the only one worried by the lack of a letter on this day

No word from my good friend Johnathan today. Given the state of affairs in his last letter I find myself quite concerned. Perhaps it is unkind of me to judge so harshly on second hand impressions but I do not like the sound of this Count Dracula fellow at all.

what if unicorns are just narwhals that have shed there selkie skin huh

today I found out my mother doesn't know what dandelions are and now I'm wondering what other strange secrets she's been quietly harboring

he’s a silly boy

mizumono in a nutshell-

will: "is that a knife or are you just happy t- AUGHSHEIJSHHWGAHAGAGHAH"

a word that has stood the test of time and transcend the barrier of generations may it forever remain cool

The word “cool” is the only bit of lingo that has spanned multiple generations and is still considered.. Well, cool.

the bees would like to know your location

the way tumblr tags trend is so funny, sometimes it seems like if ONE post gets popular the entire tag trends.

I’m gonna do an experiment. let’s use the tag

uhhhhhh

#mole interest

spreading chaos one deleted post at a time

Aye I think tumblr is gobbling up your posts again, I try to click on notifications but it says it’s deleted or something

I'm doing it, because it's funny and also because I'm indecisive

Always cry at this quote