A Test of Courage | by Justina Ireland Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith #I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT STAR WARS GETS EIGHT THOUSAND TIMES FUNNIER #WHEN YOU CONSIDER HOLDING SOMEONE’S LIGHTSABER = HOLDING THEIR UNDERWEAR #THAT ANAKIN IS SORT OF LOSING HIS UNDERWEAR AS HE SPEEDER HOPS ACROSS CORUSCANT #THAT OBI-WAN HAS TO PICK UP ANAKIN’S UNDERWEAR IN MID-AIR AS HE’S FLYING PAST #THAT OBI-WAN TOSSES HIS UNDERWEAR TO ANAKIN AS HE FIGHTS DOOKU #THAT OBI-WAN PICKS UP ANAKIN’S UNDERWEAR SO THAT HE CAN ONE DAY PASS IT ALONG TO LUKE #THERE IS NO WAY IN WHICH THIS IS NOT SO MUCH FUNNIER THAN I COULD POSSIBLY SAY #HELP I’M CRYING
I think the ending of DMC5 would have been drastically improved if Dante stopped before dropping into the Underworld to pile two rocket launchers and a whole motorcycle into Nero's arms and tell him to give those to Trish and Lady
And then for Nero to just barely remain on his feet, only for Vergil to neatly set his poetry book atop the pile, sending Nero crashing down
capcom put them in different franchises bc they knew they would be unstoppable as canon besties
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Warnings: fem!reader, penetration
Tag list: @actuallysaiyan, @loki-love, @the-eternal-sunflower
It’s late when you wake up due to the cold lingering on the other side of the bed. You pout as you slide out of bed. Your eyes are still heavy with sleep as you begin padding through the apartment to find Vergil. The hope is to talk him into returning to bed so you can snuggle with him.
When you find him, you realize this won’t be an easy feat. He’s in his reading room, perched in his favorite plush chair with a book open on his bent knee. Despite being engrossed by his (second) favorite activity, his brows are furrowed and his mouth is knitted in a tight frown. He’s so deep in his own thoughts that he doesn’t even notice you walking into the room. It’s always an uneasy feeling when you manage to sneak up on him. It happens so rarely, but you know it almost always means his mind has wandered to deeply unpleasant places.
“Darling,” you say softly to alert him of your presence. He still looks surprised when he looks up at you.
“Oh,” he sighs softly. “It’s late, sparrow. What are you doing up?”
“I missed you,” you pout.
A small smile tugs on his lips, a look of comfort passing over his previously troubled features. He pats his thigh softly, an invitation you won’t dare turn down. You eagerly cross the room and perch yourself on his lap.
“I’m sorry, sparrow,” he kisses your cheek softly. “I didn’t mean to stay away for so long.”
“Did you have a nightmare?” you ask quietly.
His jaw tenses and looks down, “How do you always know?”
“It’s the only time you leave me in the bed,” you whisper.
“You needy little thing,” he teases softly. “How about you keep me company until I’m ready to go to bed?”
“Of course,” you snuggle closer into his chest.
“You’re a sweet girl,” he whispers almost to himself.
He returns to his book, keeping it angled so you can read along if you wish. You do read with him, but soon you’re distracted by his hands soothing up your shirt. He kneads your tits gently as he reads. His cock hardens against your ass as you shift on his lap from his touches.
“Would you like to do something for me, sparrow?” he purrs softly against your ear.
“Anything for you,” you sigh.
“Good girl,” he kisses you.
He gently lifts you up so has room to pull his pajama pants down. He pushes your panties to the side before guiding you onto his cock. You whine as he stretches you out. You squirm on his lap, wanting to move so bad. He holds you still.
“No, sparrow. I just want to feel you,” he insists.
“Vergil-”
“Ssh,” he kisses you softly. “Be still.”
You let out a soft sigh, but you relax in his arms. You rest your head on his shoulder. It’s hard to resist the urge to move when his girth stretches you so wonderfully. Even just like this, his cock is pressed right against your sweet spot. You do your best just to sit still on his cock the way he wants you to. He keeps reading casually, trying not to give in to the fluttering of your walls around him.
This is the sweetest, most antagonizing pleasure he can imagine. If you both can manage it, he’ll keep you both on edge all night.
he successfully avoided the conversation but at what cost
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