Dear HR,

“its been a long week” me on a Tuesday

I feel obligated to post this on Tumblr because it’s thanks to @hansoeii if I did it 😂

bonus pic:

"I'm an Alpha male" - most unfuckable guy you'll ever meet.

And sometimes she wants to unleash her inner demons

sometimes a girl just wants to be tied up, fucked senseless and praised for being a good girl 👉🏼👈🏼

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do

The Tower - Masterlist

“How does someone with no superpowers, no real discernible talents and a whole lot of baggage end up being the girlfriend to all the Avengers?  Well, I’m glad you asked.  It all started with a blur and an abrupt crash.”

They say that extreme experiences bring you closer together.  The Avengers have experienced some of the most extreme side-by-side.

This is the story of Elly and how she fell in love with all of them.

Co-written by @avengercompound and @fanficwriter013 this is a smutty, romantic and action-packed story.  It involves many different ships and pairings.

The Tower

Chapter 1 - Natasha Chapter 2 - Meeting the Archer Chapter 3 - The NDA Chapter 4 - Clint Chapter 5 - Genius, Billionaire, Philanthropist Chapter 6 - Tony Chapter 7 - A Bird and a Witch Chapter 8- Sam Chapter 9 - My Education Chapter 10 - Breakfast with the Super Soldiers Chapter 11 - Taken Chapter 12 - A Question of Security Chapter 13 - Soldier, Spy Chapter 14 - James Chapter 15 - Bruce Chapter 16 - Science Bros Chapter 17 - The Super Soldiers Chapter 18 - Wanda Chapter 19 - The Assassins Chapter 20 - Open Communication Chapter 21 - The Nest Chapter 22 - Cracks in the Tower Chapter 23 - Steve Chapter 24 - Working in SHIELD Chapter 25 - Switching Sides Chapter 26 - M.E.D.U.S.A. Chapter 27 - The Rescue Mission Chapter 28 - Home

THE TOWER HOLIDAY SPECIAL

After Tony announces to the world that the Avengers are in a polyamorous relationship together, things become tense.  Elly decides that they could use some holiday cheer and gets all their friends involved.

PART ONE |  PART TWO

THE TOWER: TROUBLEMAKERS

When half the team gets stuck on a mission, Clint, Bruce and Elly find ways to distract themselves. Steve has something in store for his little troublemakers.

Chapter 1: The Perch Chapter 2: Pirate Talk Chapter 3: Distracting the Hulk Chapter 4: Testing Limits Chapter 5: Punishment Chapter 6: Safe and Sound

THE TOWER: THE CAPTAINS

In a relationship with 8 other people, Elly often finds herself the spare.  That leads to some interesting situations, and when she walks in on Steve, Sam, and Bucky together, they are more than happy to have her join in.

THE TOWER: UNEXPECTED

A little over 2 years after moving into the Avengers Tower, Elly finds herself pregnant against the odds.  While some are excited, others are terrified, and pregnancy that none expected to happen causes rifts through the group and threatens to end the relationship.

Chapter 1: One-By-One Chapter 2: Against the Odds Chapter 3: Natasha Chapter 4: Steve Chapter 5: The Most Fertile Person in the World Chapter 6: Wanda Chapter 7: Sam Chapter 8: Clint Chapter 9: Bucky Chapter 10: The Xenomorphs Chapter 11: The Return of the Science Bros Chapter 12: Tony’s Plan Chapter 13: Shopping for Twins Chapter 14: An Arm to Hold Them Chapter 15: The Compound Chapter 16: Thor Chapter 17: Delivery Day Chapter 18: The Skjodbærers

THE TOWER: THE QUEEN OF ASGARD

The twins are now three and while the Avengers know that Clint and Thor are the biological father’s none of them know or care which blond, blue-eyed baby is related to which man.  When Riley gets the power to control wind and it becomes evident that she is the heir to the Asgardian throne, Elly, Steve, Thor, and Tony take the twins to Asgard to train her.

Not every Asgardian is happy with their king’s choice of consort, nor the impurity of the heir’s blood.  While others expect Thor to make things more official.  What’s clear is, the role of Queen of Asgard is not easily filled.

Chapter 1: The Twins Chapter 2: Daddy For Chapter 3: The Hair Cut Chapter 4: Adult Time Chapter 5: Puppies! Chapter 6: Asgard Chapter 7: The Palace Chapter 8: The Market Chapter 9: The Rightful Heir Chapter 10: Before the Feast Chapter 11: The Meaning of Bonding Chapter 12: The Second Suit Chapter 13: Keeping Safe Chapter 14: Ponies and Powers Chapter 15: Fenestare Chapter 16: Reunited Chapter 17: The Fight for His Life Chapter 18: The Celebrations Chapter 19: Aftermath Chapter 20: Potions and Apples Chapter 21: The Proposal Chapter 22: Dressing for a Feast Chapter 23: The Feast Chapter 24: Sleepy Mornings Chapter 25: Dress Shopping Chapter 26: Worthy Chapter 27: Friends and Loved Ones Chapter 28: The Bachelor Party Chapter 29: Henhalda Chapter 30: Preparations Chapter 31: The Bonding Chapter 32: The Spirit Journey Chapter 33: The Battle for Asgard Chapter 34: The Wedding Night Epilogue

The Tower: Family

With new powers, Thor now living on Earth full time, a wedding to plan, and Natasha and Wanda expecting, a lot is changing for Elly and her large and rather unconventional family.  When Elise’s parents try to reestablish connections, Elly questions what being a family actually means.

Chapter 1: Big Plans Chapter 2: Envy and Guilt Chapter 3: Or Maybe More Chapter 4: Having it All Chapter 5: I do Chapter 6: Making a Baby Chapter 7: Glass Making Chapter 8: Return to the Tower Chapter 9: Ghost of Family Past Chapter 10: Distraction Techniques Chapter 11: Sharing the News Chapter 12: Confrontations Chapter 13: Balancing the Numbers Chapter 14: Steve’s Game Chapter 15: First Day Chapter 16: Reminiscing  Chapter 17: Therapy Chapter 18: Girls’ Time Chapter 19: Names Chapter 20: The Road to Forgiveness Chapter 21: Sleeping In Chapter 22: The Baby Shower Chapter 23: The Photoshoot Chapter 24: New Hires Chapter 25: Sarah and Rose Chapter 26: Two Sets of Twins Chapter 27: The Blank Check Chapter 28: The Tour Chapter 29: Becca Chapter 30: Home Remedies Chapter 31: The Whole Family

The Tower: Happily Ever After

Almost 40 years after Elise Cooper first crashed into Natasha Romanoff outside the library at Columbia University, she and the Avengers are adapting to a near-immortal life together with their large brood of children.  Yet things aren’t perfect.  Life is moving on without them and they’re starting to discover who isolating being immortal can be.

When Angela comes and asks Thor to take the throne of Asgard once more, the group leaves Earth in the hopes that they will find their Happily Ever After there.

Character Reference Sheet

Chapter 1: Angela’s request Chapter 2: Anger Issues Chapter 3: Family Dinner Chapter 4: Relieving Tension Chapter 5: Farewell to Our Old Life Chapter 6: The Bifrost Chapter 7: Welcome Home

THE PATH TO THE TOWER

Before they met Elly, nine heroes followed a path that led them to a life they chose to share together. This is the story of how.

Art-Work by Ischa

Til the End of the Line: 1.1 | 1.2 The Red Room: 2.1 | 2.2 Another Choice: 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 The Billionaire Playboy: 4.1 | 4.2 Culture Shock: 5.1 | 5.2 | 5.3 | 5.4 On Your Left: 6.1 | 6.2 | 6.3 Placing Bets: 7.1 | 7.2 | 7.3 The Lonely Witch: 8.1 | 8.2 | 8.3 | 8.4 Three Breakups: 9.1 | 9.2 | 9.3 The Broken Assassin: 10.1 | 10.2 | 10.3 | 10.4 The Tower: 11.1 | 11.2 | 11.3 | 11.4 | 11.5 | 11.6 | 11.7 | 11.8 Epilogue

Art by @deannamb

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