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Mmmm… eating pancake… feeling 𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓵...

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

THE SHINDIG!!! ITS COMING!!!

Had a dream where I was in some guys car and he was speeding and he got pulled over and the exchange went like

Cop: Sir you were going 60 in a school zone!!!!

Guy: im sorry sir I can’t stop!!!!

Cop: why?

Guy: I have to go to shindig rehab!!

Different cop over radio: TIM !! LET THAT MAN GO!!! HES ADDICTED TO THE SHINDIG!!!

I was freaking out and crying because I felt really upset and I couldn’t think of anything to draw and my grades are horrible and blah blah blah but then I doodled that silly guy from poppy playtime and now I’m good.

How dare you call him broken. He’s perfect just the way he is

you should get into helldivers

Uhhhhh I don’t have steam.

Or a laptop.

Or a pc.

Can you get helldivers on PlayStation 2?

fun fact!

the average human body contains enough bones to make a full skeleton!

okay good night!!

egg

“I once brought up mothman in class and you could see him get visibly angry and say ‘don’t play poker with him’ before muttering something about 10 dollars. He then disappeared for, like, 5 days and when he came back he had a giant moth antenna and ten dollars sitting on his desk. 5/5 dunno what his deal is but I’m pretty certain he could kill god.”

Hc that Ford gets a job at a local community college as a physics prof after he and Stan are done sailing around the world and fulfills his destiny as the eccentric professor he was always meant to be

And he quickly gains a reputation amongst the stem students as That Professor

I bet his ratemyprof reviews would be insane:

“He didn’t grade any of our homework until the end of the semester, but he brought something called a ‘plaidypus’ to class and let us pet it. Her name was Dorothy. 5/5”

“He constantly ranted about how ‘triangles are the most untrustworthy shape’ whatever that means. Also he doesn’t know how to use the internet. I hated his class. 5/5”

And many more iterations of “this guy is terrible. 5 stars”

Uhhh uhhhh uhhhh I don’t know anything about Tomodachi but make a bottle of glue because it’s funny

TAKING TOMODACHI SUGGESTIONS TO SPICE UP THAT STUPID ISLAND

ALREADY THERE: ME, EVERY RELEVANT PINE AND THEIR CHILDREN, FIDDLEFORD, BABA FROM BABA IS YOU, IDA FROM “MONUMENT VALLEY”, GINGERBRAVE, ROBBIE, AND A FEW OTHERS I DON’T CARE ABOUT