People Are Already Posting Their April Fools Jokes, And It's Still March 31st For Me. Fucking Hate This

shoutout people who feel too plural for singlets and too singlet for plurals. it can suck to be out of place, i get it.

shoutout people who use "personalities", "emotions", "identities", "parts", or similar, i do this too. none of us are really sentient enough to use anything else.

shoutout systems and such who are too blurry to tell who they are. this is what we are like. we almost never have a sense of identity, and even when we do, it's extremely vague. we can't notice switches and we don't feel any different from anyone else.

...and more i haven't mentioned.

minor typo, argument invalidated. "ebon fost". what comedy, what foolishness. you claim to represent the lupines of the ebon forest, yet you cannot spell their name. Curious is it not? furries and doggirls cannot stand up to the might of the federal government.

I CAST

298 BANTAMS!

Big woof.

BOOF

starting a new modded victoria 3 campaign be like "oh boy this time I'm gonna build a nice tall liberal atompunk-post-scarcity-utopian Japan and go for highest standard of living"

the year is 1993, the hyperwars against the European powers have lasted over a century, Germany is square, Spain exploded, there is a nonstop frontline in Britian that has devoured a generation of colonial troops from both sides, nuclear weapons are being developed. The empire stretches across Asia like a growing cancer, Africa was seized from the British to cut the funds from their war machine, it dawns on me as I order the third invasion of Italy this year that I've just recreated the world of 1984 again. goddammnit. at least we have automated luxury atomic socialism, but at what cost?

holy shit me frfr i have like 4 mutuals now that are adorable and i like them but nah I'm gonna keep girlfailing and sheepsbianing because that's what the founding fathers intended

"omg i wanna become friends with this mutual they seem so cool" *makes no moves to interact with said mutual beyond liking posts*

reblog to give prev one (1) single lick

*shakes magic 8 ball*

...

It is certain.

r u flirting with me through likes and reblogs 🤨🤨🤨🤨

hypnotizing that tgirl until she finally admits that she’s actually really cute.

sometimes I think to myself, "I should go make some queer friends that are as freaky as I am. go express myself, stop masking, live as my true self, and probably pound someone into the floor".

And then I remember I live in Bumfuck Nowhere Ohio where its social ostracization at best to be anything other than cisgender, straight, and conservative. dang, that sucks.

Bonk!

rb to smack prev with a fish

you should scroll through your mutuals blogs and mass reblog all their posts cause the reblog button on their page is actually an erogenous zone