This Is Gojo.

shoko: come on you three, hug it out now! *gojo, toji and geto awkwardly struggle into a group hug* gojo: who took my wallet toji: ...sorry

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I'm so sorry for not having an organized enough account. I'm not new to tumblr (been here for around 5 years? ) but I'm definitely new to actually interacting with people outside of fanfic writers. My page is a mess right now and I probably don't know how to do a lot of things but I'm trying my best! I'll try and have a fully stable working profile within 2 months (I have major exams in between). PS: My utahime will mostly be following canon but will also have separate non-canon headcannons.

Gojo: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.

Yaga: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.

Gojo: Lmao, @Geto.

Utahime: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one. Gojo: Erm... it’s nice to see your smile when you win! *later* Utahime: He's probably just staring at my ass, isn't he? Shoko: Yeah, probably.

he think

phone sex with satoru sounds hot—but only in theory—until he starts moaning like a porn star and you have to lower the volume of your phone so you won't disturb the neighbours. “oh my god, satoru—people are gonna hear you!” but he ignores you, moaning even louder just to mess with you. “satoru, i swear, if you don’t hush, i’m hanging up,” you say and he pauses and you'd think you’ve won—until he purrs, “aw, c’mon, don’t be shy. tell me how you’d shut me up if you were here—” and then you'd hung up.

Utahime: Nobody thinks Gojo is my boyfriend, okay?

Shoko: Put your hand up if you thought Gojo was Utahime’s boyfriend

[ Everyone raises their hand ]

Utahime: Put your hand down Gojo

sorry for the noise that’s just me barking

Yuta's glow up will always amaze me even in my 80s

What did bro do in Africa 😭