On Literally ANY OTHER DAY, You’d Be Just FINE With Being Whisked Away On A Magical Adventure. Happy-

You can’t say that the “I am iron man” scene wasn’t a No U moment.

Thanos: *snaps his fingers and kills everyone*

Tony, killing Thanos five years later the exact same way: Uno reverso bitch

Two LETTERS. How many brain cells for t w o l e t t e r s

hm

Delete the story, it was never there and you have no idea what anyone's talking about.

You find yourself submitting a prompt, only to find that it’s the plotline to a famous show you have never watched. 

You are very embarrassed, needless to say.

What happens next?

It's high noon...

Okay but like what if a miraculous makes its way to New York and a crime boss gets their hands on it.

That actually is the second crossover that happens in the au.

Ladybug works with Queen bee takes down an up and coming Mobster that goes by the name “Talon” Its a Hawk Miraculous with the ability “Bullseye” allows him to hit any target as long as he can see it.

Looking for help. Please share

So I’ve had to ask for monetary help before and luckily someone was able to help me. Now, I’m in a different boat. I’m currently caring for my 70-year-old grandmother who is suffering from dementia. However, I can no longer live with her at her care facility. This has left me 2 options. Move out and pay 700 dollars a month in rent or pay back my student loan balance of nearly 9000 dollars and live off those benefits. Neither is possible for me right now. I already owe nearly 850 dollars in rent. I am actively job-hunting as well as looking for a loan but neither is currently in my reach and I am nearly out of time. I am willing to take out a personal loan from anyone who can offer it. I currently have a PayPal at gmcraealva@gmail.com and for those who do not have PayPal, I have a venmo and google pay at the same address. Thank you for your time and please share this with as many people as you can.

Update: (8/30/19) I have received my first email regarding ISF. Please share and help if you can. Thanks.

Update: (9/3/19) If i do not owe the full amount i owe today, which is 1515, i will face a 30 dollar late fee, a 29 dollars NSF fee from my bank, plus the ammount. please share if you can i HAVE to pay today and i currently have 2.14$

Update: (9/6/19) I’ve received my first late notice and need to pay before the 10th to not be evicted. I want to thank everyone for the shares and the donations. If you see this, please share and donate if you can. I need to pay 1575 before Monday and I am looking for a loan if anyone can offer one or knows someone who could offer one. It would have to be for 3700 dollars and I would pay it back as much as a could but it would be slow and about 20 dollars a month. Thank you.

Update: (9/12/19) I wanted to thank everyone who shared and donated. I am most likely going to be sent an eviction notice with this late fee. So I wanted to say thanks.

Update: (9/13/19) I received my eviction notice. It states I must vacate before the 20th or submit payment by that date. I have 40 dollars, nowhere near the 1625 I’m being charged. If you can help at all please do and if you can’t please share. I’m really alone right now and I don’t know what to do. I’m praying for a miracle, to be honest.

Update: (9/17/19) balance owed is up to 1685. I am currently out of food. If you or anyone can help please do. I am desperate.

Update: (9/18/19) I wanted to say thanks to all those who shared and donated. I don’t have nearly enough to pay in full by tomorrow but I appreciate the effort.

Update: (9/19/19) I am still at 0/1700. During the night, my grandmother had another stroke as a result of her health problems and I have spent all night in the hospital. She at least will be taken care of but I am still really desperate. Thanks.

Update: (9/20/19) I have hours left. I have 35 dollars. I will do just about anything. Please help.

Update: (9/24/19) I have only received about half of the money I need. I might be homeless by this afternoon. But I wanted to say thank you to everyone who shared and donted.

Update: (10/4/19) I was able to partially pay my balance and get an extention on my rent. however i still need about 2k just to pay my current balance and maybe 1500 to live until december when i can go back to school. if anyone is willing to give me a loan or can bring attention to my problem in anyway, i’d be eternally grateful. i also have another blog gmcraealvacrafts where I sell colorings I’ve done. it isnt much but if you would like to recieve something in return, this is an option. Thank you to everyone who has shared and cared. it means the world to be.

Update: (10/17/19) I have less than a day to get the money I need. I am willing to work off any donation if you would like but I need to pay NOW.

I wanted to update this since it has been a while. It is now 12/5/19 and the amount I owe is over 3k. Every drop of donation money went to chipping away at this. Shortly after my last update, I was injured after falling down a set of stairs. I didn’t go to the doctor because I can’t afford it. My grandma is mostly doing ok. The holidays are hard on both of us but her health is holding as steady as possible. My laptop finally gave out on me and things seem to only be getting worse. I sincerely hope that everyone who donated or offered me kind words can at least feel good knowing they tried. I love each and every one of you. I do not know if or when I will update as I am starting to lose hope. but thank you.

How do I understand what this means? It's hieroglyphic

I’m late to tumblr Christmas but oh well.

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

Playing with Marinette seems pretty....

Risky

RISKy Endeavors

Based on the Risk headcanon:

There were certain rules to attending school at College Francoise Dupont if you wanted to survive.

First, avoid any interaction with Chloe Bourgeois if at all possible. If you are unfortunate enough to gain her attention, simply let her be and hope nothing about you offended her enough to threaten to get her father involved.

Second, expect an akuma attack at least once per week. Many students now had designated hiding spots by this point.

And third, Risk is banned from the premises and even mentioning the game is forbidden.

Adrien Agreste may have been attending the school for a few months, but he was still technically new and thus did not know this when he suggested a game day after school when he actually happened to have some free time.

The other boys seemed interested in the idea. At least until he made the mistake of actually starting to LIST the games.

They realized all too quickly what was happening.

He failed to see the growing panic.

“Yeah, I have a bunch of board games we can play! Monopoly, Life, Scrabble, Ri—”

Adrien was cut off by the sudden appearance of five different hands covering his mouth.

“Who told him?” 

“I thought you told him?”

“I had to tell Alya! That was enough of a mistake!” 

“No way, you know what happened last time!”

“Guys? What’s going on?” Came another voice that had all five males tensing in fear as they recognized that deceptively sweet voice. None dared to move or release Adrien. Slowly, they almost seemed to turn as one to face true horror.

Marinette Dupain-Cheng.

Wait—what?

Adrien blinked, completely confused.

“Nothing! Nothing is going on! Nothing at all!” Nino exclaimed.

“We were just talking about homework.” Ivan insisted.

“And nothing else!” Kim added, hurriedly.

Max merely started muttering incomprehensibly. 

Nathaniel tried to hide his face behind his sketchbook.

Marinette appeared…disappointed. “Oh. Okay then. Guess I’ll see you all later.”

The five boys watched warily as Marinette walked away to the other end of the hallway and turned a corner out of sight.

None of the boys took this to mean anything though, and despite Adrien’s growing ire, they refused to release him until they were sure the coast was clear. Nathaniel went so far as to go after her and peek around the corner to make sure she was gone before turning back to the others with a nod that it was safe to talk.

“That was too close!” Kim said with a sigh of relief as he released Adrien. “Sorry, by the way.”

Adrien was…still confused. “What was THAT all about?”

Ivan winced. “It’s…complicated.”

Nathaniel was almost hyperventilating. “She was on the other side of the school. SHE WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SCHOOL!”

“Logic doesn’t mean anything in the face of the “R-word”, Nathaniel. You know that!” Nino hissed.

And poor Adrien was completely lost. “What?

Kim, Ivan, Nathaniel, and Nino all sent each other glances, uncertain how to begin to explain. Realizing one of their number was not involved in the communication through staring, Kim’s eyes widened as he turned to find his much more intelligent friend who was sitting against a wall descending into strange muttering and where did he get that calculator from?

“Oh no, not again!” Kim moaned.

“I can figure it out, I swear!” The shorter boy insisted as he started typing the calculator furiously.

“Max. Max, no. We talked about this.”

“But the scientific probability—”

“Let it go, Max.”

“How could she not lose even ONE TIME!”

Kim sighed. “I’d better take him before he has another mental breakdown.”

Adrien gaped. “Another? What?”

Nino grimaced, rubbing the back of his neck. “Yeah, sorry dude.”

“It’s just not possible!” Max shouted before Kim hefted him over his shoulder and carried him out of the hallway, much to the somewhat resigned and amused stares of the other boys. And Adrien, who just stared after them in even greater confusion and a growing desire to know what the heck was going on!

With that strange interaction, Adrien turned to the others to try to request an explanation. As if sensing his intent, Ivan and Nathaniel suddenly had other places to be that were specifically not around him and immediately took off as well.

Realizing that he was the only one left (the cowards!), Nino sighed and took Adrien by the arm. “It’s okay. Let’s just go to my house and into a locked room where she can’t find us and I’ll explain everything.”

Me: *Reads post* Wait...

Me: *Rubs eyes before re-reading post*

Me: STOREY?

Me: WhO tHe Fu-

I really had to open my fucking mouth didn’t I.

There are two types of people regarding the Age of Calamity egg:

Type 1: OMG BABY EGG I’d kill for him look at it, so cute aaa—

Type 2: I HATE IT IT’LL TURN EVIL I KNOW IT I CAN SEE IT IN IT’S EYE, GET IT AWAY FROM ME AAA—